[Lapjos]

The Italian who went to Detroit

One day I ma gonna Detroit to bigga hotel. I go down to breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss of toast. She bring me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna va bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna va bitch!
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress she bring me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock onna table,. She say you better no fock onna table, you sonna va bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there isa no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and I tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better no shit onna bed, you sonna va bitch.
I go to the check-out and the man at the desk he say, "Peace on you". I say, "Piss onna you too, you sonna va bitch. I ma gonna go back to Italy!"


LOL, somehow I couldn't stop laughing and Italians, no personal attack, just making some fun of..ahh with you .... Awaiting Germlish counter-attack

ciao

[ July 29, 2001: Message edited by: Lapjos ]

[ex]

I don't get it. =|
I get it, but it's not really that funny.

[Lapjos]

Humour is in the eye of the beholder

[-LiQuiDcRoW-]

heh