[Morgoth]

Hahah, Gimbal, that's sooooo funny! I couldn't stop laughing ))
Frost: I think I'll dream that monkey tonight... and done with just a mouse wow!

[n8]

id post my munkey but im too lazy to upload it to a server...sooo....heres my story ive had on my pooter for a while...
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents apiece.
I thought this was odd since
they are normally a couple thousand apiece.
I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth,
so I bought 200 of them.
I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home.
I have a big car.
I let one of them drive.
His name was Sigmund.
He was retarded.
In fact, none of them were really bright.
They kept punching themselves in the genitals.
I laughed.
They punched me in the genitals.
I stopped laughing.
When I got home, I herded them into my room.
They didn't adapt very well to their new environment.
They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall.
Although humorous at first,
the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died.
No apparent reason.
They all just sort of dropped dead.
Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.
God damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do.
There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room;
on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase.
It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet.
It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead,
dry monkeys.
I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals.
That worked for awhile, that is, until they began to decompose.
It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and
I didn't want to call a plumber.
I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them.
Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds.
I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad.
I tried to burn them,
but little did I know that my bed was flammable.
I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet,
two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer,
and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys
in a pile on my bed,
and The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys
and I really had to use the bathroom.
So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys.
I felt better.
I tried throwing them away, but the garbage man said the city
was not allowed to dispose of charred primates.
I told him I had a wet one.
He couldn't take it either.
I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution:
I gave them out as Christmas gifts.
My friends didn't quite know what to say.
They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying.
Ingrates.
So I punched them in the genitals.
God, I like monkeys.

[Collosimo]

LOL

[schabe]

lol. great thread.
very funny pics and story.

[Salty Dog]

I couldn't wait 'till I finished...this is what I have so far...... he'll be bashing something as soon as I'm done with it

[ May 12, 2001: Message edited by: Salty Dog ]

[sacrelicious]

That rules, Salty dog.

[Tinusch]

That story is great.

[nightmare]

[Fafnir]

hahahaha!
that's funny!

[TheNexx]

That was a greate story! )) LOL

[synj]

TINUSCH AHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THAT FIRST ONE YOU ARE KICKING ASS!!

[minkee]

monkees = http://www.btinternet.com/~bandito/

little red monkee: original & best

[mock]

MMMmmmmmm!


[ May 13, 2001: Message edited by: mock ]

[Negative]

OMG, that story rules, n8. *negative kicks n8 into genitalies*

[derPunkt]

HUGE applause to RedLeader. Awesome style!
And some HUGE hello's to, hopefully, friends, Loki, Joachim and others

Joachim, btw, loved IGI. I also hope you had the chance to play some Serious Sam (altho I don't know if it hit Norway)

take care
P

[Frost]

derpunkt: Hey you. You didn't greet me, so fuck you. =) I bought Serious Sam... was quite impressed, nice job. =) What are you up to now?

[DarkAgesDragon]

here's my little attemp

[Alan]

This thread will never die.

Sad monkey wants a banana.



-Alan

[Smixels]

This topic does rule, theres some hilarious ones! I love yours, Joachium, my style of humour!

Heres mine

[Thrush]

Here's my 10 minute wonder. <ack--gag> But hey it fits in Knights of the Round Table too! How exciting.

[visual myriad]

I couldn't do one, 'cause the frekkin monkey came and stole my wacom!! Well, more an ape actually...

[kegie]

Hehe, all of these monkeys are great!
anyway, here's my attempt:


(farked the tag :P)

[ May 14, 2001: Message edited by: kegie ]

[quaternius]

resistance is...futile...
must post monkey for Loki...
then maybe thread will die....


LOL - what a goofy thread.

[Brainswitch]

Silly monkey, he should not eat the wax banana.

[eric_morrell]

ok I finally sat down and did one. I wish it was funny.

[the_monkey]

so its not green and its not a drawing. oh well, its a monkey.

[Psycho Boy Jack]

TRAGEDY IS WHEN I CUT MY FINGER. COMEDY IS WHEN YOU WALK INTO AN OPEN SEWER AND DIE.

[-Rampage-]

hey there people!
LOL all these monkeys kick major ass!
Here's my shot at the green monkeeees I did in the paintchat:




take care!

[ May 14, 2001: Message edited by: -Rampage- ]

[wayfinder]

done in paintchat

[richtoon]

Are the green monkeys dead?

Richtoon