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synj · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 1:50 pm

START SMILING THATS WHAT THIS IMAGE IS ITS THERE FOR HEHERHHRHRGEEG HE MADE THIS TO CHEER YOU UP AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.

i think this piece is funny. i like humor so i like it. maybe its just where i'm from that has some strange reasoning why but i still do. Give the guy a break.

[666]Flat · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 2:27 pm

quote:
Originally posted by synj:
START SMILING THATS WHAT THIS IMAGE IS ITS THERE FOR HEHERHHRHRGEEG HE MADE THIS TO CHEER YOU UP AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.

i think this piece is funny. i like humor so i like it. maybe its just where i'm from that has some strange reasoning why but i still do. Give the guy a break.

yeah!! why do they have to be player haters? I neva stepped to them!

RoadMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 2:33 pm

you know, I can't tell if either of them are being sincere or not, does the guy with giant balls really think Flat is funny? and does Flat really think anyone thinks he's funny? no one knows...

MoleculeMan · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 2:36 pm

I thought i would translate this so everyone who isnt from american can know what it says!

(the language is butchered urban slang, or white-boy ebonics)

Panel 1: Counter Terrorist 1: Guess who's here!

Panel 2: Terrorist 1: One who copulates with his mother! I could smell you coming.

Panel 3: Terrorist 1: Infact the smell is so strong, i wish someone would kill me.

Panel 4: Counter-Terrorist 1: Please watch your language, or else i will hit you with an open palm.

Panel 5: Terrorist 1: Why am in this prison? I never did anything to you!1

Counter-Terrorist 1: (this doesn't make any sense in any slang heh. might want to revise the slang. The literal translation means "Your ability to jump high makes you crazy. I am not playing basketball with a crazy person." )

Panl 6: Terrorist1: (i think) So i am not going to be able to do things with Boo anymore?
Counter-Terrorist1: it is better that you stay here.

Jake

RoadMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 2:52 pm

you sure it's not a bunnyhopping joke? Everyone hates bunnyhoppers

Red Leader · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 3:23 pm

Molecule Man- I'm fairly certain that in this context, "Boo" is used as a nickname to represent the "prisoner's" (previous) close attatchment to the protagonist. "Boo", in street, usually means "My offspring" or "baby" if you will.

So I think in the second last panel the prisoner is saying: "Are you saying that I've fallen out of favor, and can no longer associate with you, my special friend?"

I know I've jumped all over people for posting "whack" stuff before, but I thought this thing was pretty damn funny, in a weird, weird way.

It laid out like that. Yeah.

[ December 02, 2001: Message edited by: Red Leader ]

Dark_Thorn · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 3:31 pm

[Shizo] · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938

hehe, and it's not player but rather playa

Lukiaz · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 6:08 pm

I laugh rarely at attempts at comedy.
I laughed at this.....mind you, I'm not overly mature.

Lets hold hands everyone....make the world a better place.
Immkayy.

Highfive · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 9:15 pm

Now you're reading into this? What are two white soldiers talking in ebonics for anyway?

kombosagi · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2001 10:46 pm

that's hilarious!! I have no clue what's going on, but it's funny as hell!

Soulfuct · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2001 12:11 am

My comment was not about this particular piece of your work 666, or any of your work.I just think you are lame, arrogant and one of the most irritable people on the face of the planet who thinks the sun shines out of their ass.I have been comming to these forums for a very long time under another username and never said anything to you, rather just laughed at your intillect.

You are the type of person I can picture on Jerry Springer fighting with your sister after cheating on her and getting some "nookie nookie" with your cousin and treating her like a "hoe" as you proclaim every female is.You see...oneday when you actually grow up and you have to resort to "self love" because you would be so lucky as to have ANY "HOE" even spit on you, maby that will open your eyes a bit when you have no friends and the only loving you get is from your "man to hand relationship".

But until that day I will just continue to laugh at how retarded you are and when that day comes I will laugh even more.

[666]Flat · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2001 3:12 am

H@h@h@. It's exactly like Jonathan Swift said:
"When a true genius appears in this world, you will know him by this sign, that all the dunces are in confederacy against him."

Whatever, thnx for your numerous comments.

DiXter · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2001 3:18 am

quote:
Originally posted by Frost:
IQ.. dropping... must... look.... away...

hahaha! true, so true!!

Shiro_tengu · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2001 4:57 pm

66flat - you are unique to say the least

blahblah · junior member Member # Joined: 14 Oct 2001 Posts: 7

looks like the Counter Terrorist shit his pants.

Cos · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 5:56 am

Thought that first panel was funny, had potential, but then nothing really funny happened. Just some frukked up super tuff waffles too strong for even me to handle heh. Maybe throw in some bitch slaps, a couple of hoes and Da lukiaztht (da biggetht ganthta on da net!) with a pimp daddy cane, some chains, furs and a pimp hat with a feather lookin da man in every panel, and den wezed have some real shit.

Tone it down a touch at least to a hali G level so weze can all unnerstanz yo thug life lyricals, remember weze all can't be as hardcore as da flat rattatattat dat ass widda a bling bling ting seeeeeen?? (don't encourage him cos, don't encourage him).

U da man flat U DA MANNN!!!!

maceface · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:01 am

meh i dont like it...cuz its just not my style of art...or humor. i honestly dont think taking someone else's models and posing them is really art...but then again i dont go to the Counter-strike *art* forums...

[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: maceface ]

-RZA · junior member Member # Joined: 10 Nov 2001 Posts: 5

Flat im guessing this comic was intended to have some sorta funny bit or climax at the end?

I was reading down the strip and kept expecting the 'funny bit', but there isnt one? I think with the next instalment try and think of something funny to add in.

I still laughed at your strip however, i just cant help laughing at you, ive seen your pics on your website. Your a nutcase. I bet you dont have many friends, your amusing.

[666]Flat · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 1:56 pm

quote:
Originally posted by -RZA:
Flat im guessing this comic was intended to have some sorta funny bit or climax at the end?

THE ANSWER IS NO.

Actually, it's just a insight into da "real thing". The comic is gonna have huge pieces of climax, and I know what I'm talking about, my hands are humid and sticky.

-RZA · junior member Member # Joined: 10 Nov 2001 Posts: 5

Your a strange lad flat

dos · Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2001 9:58 am

This post is childish, immature, and just plain stupid. While I understand that some artists may be extremely odd and stir up emotion, this is hardly the case. Flat does not fall into this category because he is not an artist. The sources to these counter-strike models can be found on fileplanet.com. Do a search there for "player.zip" and you'll find the 118.4mb download of the original counter-strike models. All he did was pose these models (poor job of it at that) and add his own gangsta-wannabe gutter talk, which is especially annoying coming from a dopey-lookin white kid.

I'm not usually one to post here. I tend to just lurk and enjoy the beautifil artwork i see here. However, posts like this are starting to annoy me. They should be removed in order to preserve the level of class this forum used to have.

- dos

NextGen · member Member # Joined: 24 Apr 2001 Posts: 149

yeah dos i think everyone pretty much knew he didn't make the models.

maceface · Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2001 10:35 am

loved the post dos...your first one at that

i agree 100%

Morbid Guy · Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2001 10:49 am

[ December 05, 2001: Message edited by: Morbid Guy ]

Cos · Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2001 10:52 am

can't understand why ppl would take a post like this all seriously and get offended. Lighten up, if you don't like it ignore it.

Motorfish · Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2001 10:59 am

MoleculeMan:

Now THAT was funny! (especialy if you read your translation in a "Fraiser" type voice.)

[666]Flat · Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2001 10:50 pm

quote:
Originally posted by dos:
(shit)

You're not in the position to decide what's art and what's not or what's worth being presented on this forum or not. If artworks are getting removed because some guys think it's a waste of webspace, this forum will stop to bring up fresh and new ideas and the motivation to innovate but let it sink down to a state of arrogant punk-proof shit land.

Sure, this has to be your definition of heaven.

Vesuvius · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2001 7:22 am

if you want the right to make shit posts, you have to give him the right to say he doesn't like it, or it's a double standard of freedoms. as it is, there was very little work involved in making this and it has no emotion or importance in it's message. the only humor value I found was in how utterly inane and incomprehensible the message was. you didn't model much of anything in it, the lighting is piss poor, the posing is piss poor and the text is the work of an epileptic, brain damaged chimp.

Norling · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2001 7:52 am

Crappy modeling, crapy text, no story (yet).

I suggest you finnish the comic and post everything at the same time...Then people might be able to see the point instead of seeing nothing but offensive text.