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faustgfx
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 Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:05 pm |
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...THE MOOSE GETS IT! THE DUCT TAPE HAS SILENCED HIM, THE TORTURING DEVICE IS ALREADY LOCKED IN TIGHT AND THE GUN IS LOADED! AHAHHAWWHHAHHAHHAAAAA! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ANYMORE!
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raupe
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:13 pm |
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| OOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't DO that. The poor moose. Look at him. Look at his cutey eyes. Have mercy!!! |
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hydrid
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:16 pm |
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*sniff*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Jussi, don't do it!!! I'll, I'll, uh... fly to Finland and join my ancestors in their graves defending poor little Moosie! *sniff* *sniff* |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:23 pm |
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MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE TORTURING METHODS ARE MANY
LET ME DEMONSTRATE ONE!
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raupe
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:32 pm |
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It's 5:30 in the morning. You should be in bed and not torturing innocent little moosies.
[HYPNOTIZE] You feel TIRED. VEEERY tired! You cannot keep your eyes open any longer. Your head gets heavy. You have to lay down somewhere. sleep. sleep. SLEEP!! [/HYPNOTIZE] |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:36 pm |
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raupe
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:39 pm |
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Uh oh.
The PIZZA-SLICER!!!
*gulp*
Run Moose, Run!! |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:52 pm |
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these all are from one thread of utter insanity elsewhere, by the way.. |
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Dthind
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:55 pm |
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Let us now pray to the all-mighty for the safe return of our brother, our countryman, our moose.
In the name of all that is holy, spare this poor soul so he may come back to the flock to bring forth his wisdom and knowledge.
For he is a blessed soul that demands the sanctity of...
oh... fuck it... cook the bastard.... |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 7:56 pm |
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raupe
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 8:21 pm |
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Still trying to save that moose...
Look, a Three-Headed Monkey (TM)!!! |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 8:42 pm |
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muwhaha.. more from the same thing.
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Frost
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 8:48 pm |
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| Blue Rajah? |
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Bishop_Six
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 9:58 pm |
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| In that picture of you with the paintball gun, try covering up the blonde hair falling in front of your face. I don't know about anyone else, but I think the next time you change your look, that's what it should be. |
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Socar MYLES
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 11:11 pm |
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Why, God, why?
mm...I think you ought to tie him down and make him watch Barney and the Care Bears till his eyes fall off.... |
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Awetopsy
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 11:31 pm |
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bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
whew...
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v1510nAry
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 3:15 am |
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omg its wolverine... the bloke from project IGI and a average arsenist 
Wait its faust...  |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 3:42 am |
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Etict
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 4:45 am |
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*blink*
*blink* |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 5:09 am |
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| eehehehe |
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klaivu
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 6:25 am |
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| bwaagagaghaaahaa ha a hckcg ghh cough acjh pht pth aag. g. g. *- ahhahhahhaa .. |
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ShinShot
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 7:27 am |
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| No wonder you were banned from DBM... |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 8:14 am |
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| learn to read, my ban lasted for 21 hours, and about 90% of the forum users "addressed" the moderator 'cause of it and "told" her that "it's not a good idea" to ban fgfx... |
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v1510nAry
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 8:43 am |
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yea we all faust  Jussi as u may come to know him |
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PuckDewd
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 9:02 am |
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| LOL no comment, still laughing my ass off from the fork picture and the Blue Rajah comment from Frost. Damn I needed a good laugh, thanks you two |
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v1510nAry
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| Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 12:49 pm |
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Lol Blue Rajah just got
Bloke from mystery men init
Shit that is funny |
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Gecko
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:18 pm |
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he's bluffing.
it's his favorite toy animal, for god's sake. |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:27 am |
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| gecko: no. the lion is my favourite toy animal. |
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Typo Dave
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| Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 9:32 pm |
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| What I want to know is, where exactly is he putting all of those implements? |
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faustgfx
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2001 3:37 am |
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| haa hehe heeeh ahaha haaa heh hoh hah hah hee you cracked a great joke there sir! i almost considered laughing. |
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