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Topic : "If it weren't for homosexuals.." |
aquamire member
Member # Joined: 25 Oct 1999 Posts: 466 Location: duluth, mn, usa
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 1:41 pm |
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If homosexual men didnt exist, women would conquer the earth. Ever think about this? After reading the Enigma of Women thread, I'm quite convinced us guys are quite helpless against their evil charms..
If you've read all of the Dune series, Frank Herbert has introduced this idea as well. The Honored Matres are masters of sexual talents, and control men with there .. abilities of sexual addiction.
So remember, dont bash gay people.. they balance the power of the sexes!
Women you have no idea the power you instill upon our hearts and sex drives! Use your powers wisely!
Thats random enough I think. |
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ex member
Member # Joined: 23 Mar 2000 Posts: 887 Location: USA
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 1:46 pm |
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Man, I feel like a woman. |
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Jucas member
Member # Joined: 14 Jan 2001 Posts: 387 Location: Pasadena, CA
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 5:44 pm |
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I am helpless to resist women. A smile is enough to make me jump off a bridge... then again I am mad so..... |
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PandaX52 member
Member # Joined: 10 Feb 2001 Posts: 603 Location: WA, USA
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 6:20 pm |
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A.Buttle member
Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 6:37 pm |
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Happy Gay Pride, San Francisco!!! |
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Bishop_Six member
Member # Joined: 13 Dec 2000 Posts: 646 Location: Arizona, US
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 9:17 pm |
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Umm.... whatever |
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Etict member
Member # Joined: 18 May 2001 Posts: 83 Location: Germany
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 9:20 pm |
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Aye. |
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social drone member
Member # Joined: 12 Mar 2001 Posts: 120
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 5:29 am |
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what about the asexual?
you never notice the constant theme in sitcom shitivision: the dick tease getting raped durring the all-night kegger.
in any soceity where women controled men by sexuality alone, it wouldnt be long before desire turned to frustration and anger. when men started using women as rag dolls to fulfill their sexual needs, the balance of power would shift to favor the men. you know the line "dont fuck around with my emotions..."?
anyways, women dont have anything to offer my hand doesnt, and its probably a show of weakness to be lead around by your dick...especially if its on a leash. with testtube babies, dishwashers, online shopping, pay by the hour maids, computer generated porn, and aloe vera lotion what man really needs a woman?
fuck women, but fuck em too. |
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Enayla member
Member # Joined: 26 Nov 2000 Posts: 1217 Location: Sweden
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 5:56 am |
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I like to think that guys do have brains =) I don't believe that men would allow themselves to be led along like that - some, yes, sure... but far from all of them. Women can be extremely puppyish, too. How many women haven't we seen working her life away in front of the stove just to please her husband? It goes both ways, I think. Some guys are helpless before the charm of women... some women are the same with men.
It's not really a weakness... it's natural, in a way. Turnabout - it'd be bad if women didn't have the same "flaw", because then we would, indeed, be in a very messed up society.
I highly doubt all men would turn to maniac rapists if women DID lead them along all the time, though. There ARE freaks like that, but most guys are warm-hearted and wonderful...
And, as I feel the need to point out, I doubt women would allow men to use them as rag dolls in the long run. You'd be surprised what a pissed off woman with a gun can do. |
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Laemtao member
Member # Joined: 15 Jun 2001 Posts: 129 Location: KayEl, Malaysia
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 6:04 am |
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or a woman with a knife... teehee.. remember Lorena Bobbitt?
well Hand and Lotion is nice.. but it aint gonna replace women...
and oh yah... i wub u too enayla...
in fact i wub all ya women out there.. i weawwy doo....
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Mo |
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aquamire member
Member # Joined: 25 Oct 1999 Posts: 466 Location: duluth, mn, usa
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 8:30 am |
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Erm, please excuse my post.. reading it now, it's extremely stupid, heheh. My brain needs a choke collar, so it doesnt wander to far off.
Social Drone and Enayla, clearly you thought about it a bit better than I had in my dillusional state. This is what happens when I get over a severe migraine and all the pills make me looney.. |
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Lunatique member
Member # Joined: 27 Jan 2001 Posts: 3303 Location: Lincoln, California
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 10:07 am |
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Remember, this goes both ways. There will always be women who are obsessed with bad boys, and get hurt over and over again. |
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VengerZap junior member
Member # Joined: 12 Jul 2001 Posts: 22 Location: UK
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 5:29 pm |
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Did you know that if there was a war between men and women, the females would win?
With cloneing tech. women no-longer need men to continue the human race, they can impregnate themselves just with any sample of DNA. In theory anyway.
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aquamire member
Member # Joined: 25 Oct 1999 Posts: 466 Location: duluth, mn, usa
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 7:46 pm |
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IN THEORY. Heh, it wouldnt work to well. I've read the same story. The major flaw is that you are in essence creating a replicate of your cellular structure, copying, perhaps amplifying any genetic defects. The species would rather dicipate since there'd be little change in the dna structure, which is quite bad for a species. |
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edible snowman member
Member # Joined: 12 Sep 2000 Posts: 998
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2001 8:09 pm |
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the reason not changing the gene pool is generally not good for a population is that if it is small enough more recessive genes will appear. if people were being cloned exactly, or having their dna mixed in a wide gene pool, then this probably wouldnt happen. in fact, if you were genetically engineering, then you could remove the genes that cause genetic disorders in the first place. but the reason none of this would ever happen, is because if the world were this advanced joseph liberman will have discovered the fountain of youth and use it to keep us from having any fun for the rest of eternity. |
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