Sijun Forums :: View topic - Shoot--maybe I AM a man after all.

Socar MYLES · Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2001 10:25 pm

I just took the Gender Test at thespark.com.... It had the following to say:

'It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude. (86% confidence).

As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong.'

Very weird.

Cooter · Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2001 10:43 pm

If your a man, then I am a monkey flingin poo at tourists at the Woodland Park Zoo.

(I can dream can't I)

dr . bang · Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2001 11:16 pm

Took that test and I end up to be a guy wearing a dress and carrying a purse.

Jock McxSporran · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:37 am

I'm a confirmed dude, though slightly worryingly with a lower confidence rating than Socar

starfish · member Member # Joined: 07 Feb 2000 Posts: 126

hehehe, tells you a lot about testpages =D

[ June 15, 2001: Message edited by: starfish ]

MrPumpernickel · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 3:14 am

Hehe...took that test quite a while ago...ended up being 87% female...

So if you're male then I've just grown a pair of breasts...

SlightlyTwisted · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 4:00 am

That test is notorious.

Of all the women I know who took the test, over half of them are supposedly men in disguise, according to that thing.

Meanwhile, it recognised me as being male, but it was only 52% sure... so I guess I'm floating somewhere between the two in lands unknown. Figures.

DRAGooN of deranged · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 4:30 am

chicks with dicks? ,)

Myself · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 5:13 am

dick with chicks - sounds better

DRAGooN of deranged · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 5:15 am

phew.. i'm definitly male ^^

but oh my, i will die on august 26, 2042 at the of 59 years with a possibility of 43% of cancer, 15% of heart attack, 8% of alien abduction, 5% of suicide, and 5% of auto-fellatio

oh, and i'm 56% un-intelligent ,)

and.. *shame* .. i'm 53% a bastard

Frost · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 5:17 am

Did that test about a month ago. I did not like the results.

William H. Daniels · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 5:44 am

Hey! I'm definitely a man! 93% confidence.

What a relief, because I hate buying maxi-pads. It's so embarassing.

Awetopsy · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 9:09 am

Woo hoo!! Im derfinately a Man.... 86% confidence...

not insecure.. Im in touch with my soft side... yeah.. thats it.. *cough* ahem....

quote:

I'm the man baby, thats what I am. Im a straight shooter, with a master plan.

Socar MYLES · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 12:05 pm

That's all right. I'm not offended. I think it's funny when people mistake me for a man. And, truth be told, I kind of like it--heinous as this is, I often get more respect from employers, both existing and potential, when they think I'm male.

PandaX52 · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 1:41 pm

FOOOtBaall!

*grunt*

Akolyte · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 3:30 pm

92% male. *Groaar*

Did anyone ever take the IQ test at thespark.com? I got to like question 300 and stopped, lol...does it ever end?

Impaler · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 3:54 pm

I was a man. Coincedentally, the only really accurate test (and is still hilarious) is the Match Test. I'm a Lone Ranger.

"Who will win?" Hoo hee hahahahehahah hehahhaha. *wipes tears from eyes* Man. I love it.

Akolyte: Nope. It just goes on forever and ever.

I spent 6 hours on that thing. My IQ was like, 24 when I realized that I had answered every questions about 12 different times. I thought it was just for accuracy..

Socar MYLES · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 3:55 pm

The Spark's IQ test is a joke--the sooner you realize it's ridiculous and stop doing it, the smarter you (supposedly) are...I stopped at question 20, when I noticed it repeating itself.... *G*

MrPumpernickel · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 4:01 pm

I stopped like after 10 pages...got really bored...don't remember the IQ, but I never thought that my lazy ass was that smart ;)

v1510nAry · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2001 11:26 pm

I'm so sorry Socar MYLES, didn't know u were a girl till i saw that amazing picture of you

Gryphon · Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2001 10:10 am

Hah - Socar, if you're a man, then so am I... 80% confidence. *laughs* I'd say their test is pretty ridiculous. Interesting - though a bit sad - that employers prefer male employees; I would've thought there wouldn't be a real distinction, or if anything, they'd prefer women, since they pay us less, generally speaking.

Jeka · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2001 2:46 pm

Shit...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 23, 2001
at the age of 17 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (40%)
Cancer (12%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)

egerie · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2001 9:04 am

93 % male.

*quickly looks down* "whew everything still there...and unchanged.."

so. um.. 'raarr' ? lmao
-ege part of the elite maleness on sijun.... lmao-again

Enayla · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2001 7:59 am

86% female... Just like I thought ;D

klaivu · Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2001 12:02 pm

thespark says :

40 % pure
47% bastard

I can expect to die on:
October 29, 2038
at the age of 55 years old.

I took the gender test earlier and was 52 % female. This time 93 % male. Go figure.

Socar MYLES · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 10:04 pm

Conclusive proof that I am NOT a MAN.

Laemtao · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 10:30 pm

Oh WOw.. I am in Wub.. Is that weawwy you Socar?? weawwy weawwy??

*melts.*

U soo pweeeddy ... i beweeve u're a gurl twoo and twoo..

----
Mo

ambient-whisper · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2001 10:50 pm

nice pic there

took the test and 86%man.

Pat · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 12:56 am

They look very soft, but don't they swish uncomfortably when you walk? They do look hot though --that's a sweet pair. Your pants, I mean.

-Pat

Radiater · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2001 11:22 pm

Hey Socar,

Never doubted you, not even for a moment. I notice that you look a little older than you did in your sword swinging/goth like pictures.

Radiater