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[Shizo]
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 Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2000 9:59 pm |
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NOTE: This nice story is only for those overclocking bumz who stick their computers into freezer!
and then put ice on it
ha! i was just looking for the right man to overclock his computer! Someone who has no head.. youre the right person then! Prepare for major drain brammage of your CPU, HDD and video card!
And while i get my kits ready, i can say that kurisu is getting his machine o/c'd soon with my provision. I even tried to o/c my own computer. After trying to beat my unbeatable K6-2 (virtually unoverclockable master of disguise) i ended up totally DEFEATING my tnt2u card. I smell the ashes of war.. and my PC parts LOL!
So if you wanna try to overclock something for better performance, ask shizo - he'll fry your board! ANY MANUFACTURER ANY TIME!!
Your hardware doesnt stand a chance with shiz-o-matic� methods of 10 Gigahertz leaps and 0ms latency!! MUAHAHAHHA .....Obey the flammas because they gonna melt you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey i just got this idea.. maybe ill open a lil site at sentinnel.com for overclocking hehehe its fun! Ill have a logo that displays a burning computer! ...NICE
hmm why did i jus type this all up?
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2000 11:41 pm |
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I store my computer in large amounts of chocolate icecream. It works just fine.
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Mr Weasel
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 1:03 am |
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| Total meltdown, Shiz, total meltdown ! |
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Chapel
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 3:24 am |
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| Too much potato juice. |
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 2:35 pm |
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BvR|2|\|T BRRrRrrEAD?!!!
oh nooo.... OH YES! yess yes yes yes
I feel the vodka rising in my veins! It is that hour of light, the light streEAAaaaming from behind my computer!!
But no.. i lost the battle today, my video card is still alive (suckaaa!!) It is harmed and works at 640x480 now but tomorrow ill be able to beat my whole PC into the ground!!
BUuuuURRRrRRrrRRrrrrnnnnn.......
end of saga
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Shadow
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2000 11:31 pm |
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Burn it like burnt breaD!!
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seas
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| Posted: Mon May 08, 2000 3:21 pm |
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*story:
guy buys 64mb ram for all his money
guy removes computercover
guy tries forever to get the ram to fit in that damn slot!
something goes KLICK!
gives up about inserting the ram right
turns comp on, blank screen*
(to be continued) |
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invisyblninja
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| Posted: Mon May 08, 2000 4:18 pm |
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I use a liquid nitrogen cooling device for my computer... and my pants! LOL!
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Tue May 09, 2000 12:00 pm |
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hey... thats one great idea!
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29A
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| Posted: Tue May 09, 2000 1:14 pm |
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I just filled the entire case with concrete and dumped it into a lake. 
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Tue May 09, 2000 2:45 pm |
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another good idea.. and yet my freezer does the trick for now :)
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