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hydrid · member Member # Joined: 20 Jan 2000 Posts: 193

Yeah. I just got back from that. How ghe-tto. I'm sure my friends of the male persuasion enjoyed the lack of lingere on Lara Croft or the excessive padding on her. Ah well. If you're a guy, you might as well go watch it. Else, go watch Moulin Rouge... it's awesome!!!!!!!!!

*sophia

Briareos · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2001 10:40 pm

It was sorta entertaining. The costumes sucked though.

I thought Atlantis was really good. Inspiring!

Poprocksz · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2001 11:28 pm

the game sucked so why wouldn't the movie....
the fact that anyone thought that Lara Croft was attractive(from the game)is demented.
she was more unperportioned than Barbie......sick

Peaches · junior member Member # Joined: 19 Jun 2001 Posts: 27

I gotta go see atlantis! I hope it does well, Disney layed off a lot of people recently in their feature film section, I don't want to see this continue.

exo13 · member Member # Joined: 31 May 2001 Posts: 243

I'm waiting for the new "Planet of the Apes" and "Jurassic Park 3". I know they'll both probably stink but who cares? I'm still going to see Tomb Raider though.

I'm sure that there isn't a summer movie comming out this year that will even be able to compare with the "The Fellowship of the Rings" which comes out around Christmas this year.

Chris · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2001 5:21 am

eh, I am not too excited about the rings one, it is targeted to such a specific audience. But who knows

anyway, I am really looking foward to planet of the apes. The costumes and makeup on them are some of the best I have seen. It will definetly be nominated for that.

hydrid · member Member # Joined: 20 Jan 2000 Posts: 193

Yeah, Planet of the Apes is definitely on my must-see list as wellas as LOTR (I'm such an insane Tolkien fan

faustgfx · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2001 5:39 am

angelina jolie is scary =\

Jock McxSporran · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2001 5:51 am

Tomb Raider is made to appeal to sexually frustated 14 year old boys.

Atlantis will be like all of Disney's recent flicks- stunningly beautiful but soulless.

Jurassic Park 3 will be as pointless as 2.

Lord of the Rings cannot possibly be anything other than a disappointment to anyone who has read the books, and anyone who hasn't probably wont go and see it anyway.

I don't intend going to see any of them.

Impaler · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2001 7:52 am

I'll have to agree with faustgfx and say that Jolie is indeed fucking scary. She makes out with her brother, she looks like Jon Voight, and she looked methed out enough to make my lips itch.

*shudder*

Although, the movie was better than I thought it would be.

faustgfx · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2001 8:03 am

although her lips do seem quite user convenient..

faustgfx · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2001 12:30 pm

i said nothing about the looks, just the convenience factor..

SlightlyTwisted · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2001 4:50 pm

I will go to see the Tomb Raider movie, but for one reason, and one reason alone: Chris Barrie is in it. Long live Rimmer!

I could never find Angelina Jolie attractive, though... whenever I look at her, I see Jon Voight's big round head looking out from under her skin. This one's got a purdy mouth!

hydrid · member Member # Joined: 20 Jan 2000 Posts: 193

her lips are so fricking large though. Kinda gross! Maybe user convenient, but sheeesh...

Hadoken · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2001 11:28 pm

Woo!!, finally!!!

thanks faustgfx and Impaler, till now I thought I was the only one who thought she was scary.
Ack...for the love of god man, she looks WAY toooo much like her dad Jon Voight to even be attractive. And while I like nice full lips, hers are just..ack..too nasty. She reminds me of a muppet

yay!!

Frost · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2001 5:42 pm

quote:
Originally posted by Jock McxSporran:
Tomb Raider is made to appeal to sexually frustated 14 year old boys.

I'm sexually frustrated, but it didn't appeal to me much. =)

edible snowman · member Member # Joined: 12 Sep 2000 Posts: 998

im surprised the didnt have more baywatch like scenes with the slow motion running. bounce.. bounce.. bounce.. it didnts suck terribly, but i didnt like it a whole lot. those guys with machine guns are really bad at aiming though.