[DRAGooN of deranged]

What the fuck? Ralf!

Congratulations on successfully signing up for playing the fucking Anarchy Online 4 Beta!

In case you forget, your sorry username and password to fuckin' log in to the fucking game are:


username : ***********
password : ********


If you still have problems signing in, please contact Funcom Support at

[email protected]



Thank you and your hand-job!

Kind regards,
The fucking Anarchy Online Team @ Funcom

PS! Please do not reply to fuckin' this bullshit jizz, as that shit is not monitored by a fuckin' human being. Thank you!

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Burned by the Burnmaker!
* http://toy.thespark.com/burn *
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this was my ao-beta-application mail after going through the burnmaker.. you gotta try it out yourself.. it's leet.. gotta clean the floor ,)

edit: spelling ,)

[ June 15, 2001: Message edited by: DRAGooN of deranged ]

[PandaX52]

That game looks entertaining...released the 27th here I think.

[DRAGooN of deranged]

erm.. no, the original mail is tame, but on thespark.com i found that burnmaker that shows up the truth behind written words..
with toy i didn't mean ao (since with that server lags it's almost unplayable from time to time), i meant the burnmaker (it's listed under toys on thespark.com)

[Jeka]

Although I only lurk on the forums without posting stuff, I have to post this.

AO is the saddest excuse for MMORPG, putting other good RPGs (Asheron's Call which is 3 years old, but still awesome game) to the biggest shame.

I played beta for about seven hours before realizing how fuct up it is. Simple bug fixes won't do anything. This game just sucks.
For someone who never played MMORPGs it may be a little amusing to watch those figures run with a pole-in-the-ass animation, and get a message "Zone is loading" every single 30 seconds.

Don't get me wrong - Graphics is pretty good (although the screenshots look way bad on the site), but the gameplay is just terrible.

And they want what? Fifty bucks for the box and then $12.99 a month when the game comes out?

Thats sad.

Hell, I'd never play it for free

[-Gux-]

Ugh, AO = Choppy lag fest 2001

My first experience with it has scarred me for life. *shudder*
...but it looks kind of nice.

[edit] That toy is fun for the whole family! Look what it did to my sig.

Ugh, AO = Choppy lag fest 2001
My fucking first experience with that piece of shit has scarred my stupid ass for life. *shudder*
...but that bastard looks kind of nice.

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"I ain't afraid to fuckin' fly, and I ain't afraid of no motherfucking monkey's either"
- BA Barracus

Gux music


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Burned by the Burnmaker!
* http://toy.thespark.com/burn *
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[ June 18, 2001: Message edited by: -=Gux=- ]

[DRAGooN of deranged]

well.. the thread wasn't about ao, but about the burnmaker from thespark.com, i only used the burnmaker on my ao beta mail..

anyway, i think that ao extremely sucks.. the first few days i played the beta i enjoyed the game.. the graphics are good, the character creation rocks, and since i only played uo, t4c, lineage, and crap like this before, i didn't realise the mistakes.. a friend of me got a shadowbane beta account, and ao is, compared to technique, progress, etc of sb, unbelievable lame..

my 2 cents ,)