[tiGGr]

Hello,

As this forum is a enormous collection of creative minds, I though id ask you people here if your could help me and my buddys.

We are on the brink of starting our own web/development company, and we are in great need if a good name. The name we are looking for _is_:

- One word long- Thing we'd like as a name (that are taken) "konjin", "sijun", "dhabih" and names like that.

The name we are looking for is NOT:
- anything like "cybercom computing"
- closely tied to computers an tech
- not something that means different things for different people. Like "god" and other bad names.


Well, i guess this is a long shot . If you come up with a name we will use, there will be some kind of reward - as soon as we have the possibillity to repay it.

hope youll give us a lot of suggestions, Id love to see some drawings too
/tiggr

[A.Buttle]

Compu Global Hyper Mega Net

[DRAGooN of deranged]

konjunbih

[Chris]

allah inc.

[Chris]

Timmay! Development - AKA <TD>

[ June 04, 2001: Message edited by: Chris ]

[Subhuman]

fecal-matter inc.,

...and
i didn't know "god" was a bad name.

[ June 04, 2001: Message edited by: Subhuman ]

[Subhuman]

disregard this

[ June 04, 2001: Message edited by: Subhuman ]

[edible snowman]

leigon

[PandaX52]

Oxy-Morons Ltd.

[tiGGr]

Eek . didn't realize so many of you where this into fun and games :P.

Well, I hope someone comes up with a ok name.

/tiggr

[sacrelicious]

A brief list...

Valor
Vanquish
Ninja
Katana
Kabuki
Ronin
Shogun
Raygun
Triton
Neptune
Saturn
Hades
Deus
Machina
Praxis
Vox
Ophidian
Ursa
Canis
Phalanx
Centurion
Praetorian

(Sort of a fun word-association exercise.)

And, of course: FlanCrest Enterprises.

[tiGGr]

Yeah! thats more like it . You've got some goodies there. Keep em coming folks.

[Chris]

i've seen neptune before, i think that is already a companies name

[schabe]

Sirius Cybernetic Corporation

[Superbug]

PenisLand Inc

[Drimmen]

How about, _Bukake_

or a name that brings to mind aging Macintosh hardware? Hmm, no.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Here's a suggestion. You and your friends should come up with some names, post them, and we'll give you reactions. Thing is, you could use a name that makes no sense to anyone, makes immediate sense, or is humorous and if the work is amazing, the name will be associated with great talent.

chin chin

[Chris]

yeah, like G3-Designs

[tiGGr]

Good point drimmen, here's a list:

mantis
razorfish (taken)
colony
hive
a historic event (like a battle or something)
a godname (zeus and likes, but some obscyre god, preferrably japanese)
pinion
goon

Those are "kinda good", like mantis the most. but it should be combined with something else..

/tiggr

[DJFlayra]

Mantis is definitely taken. I used to work for a Mantis that sucked crap. Not a good omen.

[A.Buttle]

Tyrell Corporation or....

heresy
primal concrete sledge
cold november rain <-- Oh yeah GNR!
wet and blind
service for the sick
velveteen dreams
Rastafari
touch my breasts for money and power
glory hole
fixation
touch my penis for money and power
strip clubs
the tranny planny
touch my penis and breasts for money and power
shambles.of.mind
i'm a transexual with a lust for chocolate
my name is chris chuclate
reggae on the river
whet my whistle
love me despite
love my respite
love my ferret
touch my love ferret, baby
do you like my plumber's crack?
my pants party
puddle wonderful
my soul rests on the night
up to far and blue with black
radiant moonshine
how lightchimes touch the grace of child
not as cool as Elvis
cooler than Al Sharpton
way cooler than Jeffery Dahmer
you're from Nebraska
you like burritos
my favorite kind of cat is a dead one
i'm in love with a dead dog
i hate love songs
my feet are burning
my brain goes blank
dank stank
bong water
bongenwasser
aerosol tackletoy
let me walk in color
shake & bake
fangs
goths are cool
urbane cowboy chatter
inane trap flapper
profane candy mapper
insane jelly giggler
unplain purple throng
gay men dress well
joe doesn't
geminis in the god damned house
a pill for the soul
let's take a shower together
please, can we?
it would be fun
i promise
don't you trust me?
i've already seen you naked
c'mon, please?
venus fly trap love story
kiss me where it smells like love
lesbians ride motocycles
i'm not Steve McQueen
Dustin Hoffman was criticized for his portrayal of Willy in 1984s Broadway cast of Death of a Salesman
that was the smalles ladybug i've ever seen
ee cummings didn't capitalize his name
he ruled
i wish i was that cool
at least i'm cooler than Al Sharpton
the energy crisis is manufactured
rolling blackouts suck
John Malkovich was in Death of a Salesman too
he was Biff
i need a name
Arthur Miller
Yani kicks John Tesh's ass
bug on my monitor
Springfield, Springfield
in my native language, my name means "wears stinky diapers"
i live like a junkie
i have no legs
i've fallen and i can't get up
well, i can, but i don't want to
jess is a sexy bitch
asleep on the floor
trumble flump trax
morbid putrescence of decaying fecal matter
unholy axe of satan
futons rock
penguins assault the senses
only 5 senses? chump.
bananas aren't just for monkeys anymore
the Beatles are a play on words
clever
beep beep beep goes the alarm clock
whinos run with pants around their ankles
where the midgets roam
milking the eel
nipple twisting pleasure
salt in open wounds
terror from above
slimey shit from below
down to the naked guy
the dude who sits in bushes and jumps out at you
the guy painted gold who does the robot
i'm shirtless
Depeche Mode's new cd is good
it's not as good as Violator though
or Music For the Masses
Black Sunday sucked
my buddy in a metal band loves Morrisey
weirdo
Trumbull Stickney is a poet
i sing poorly in the shower
i have impure thoughts about goats
my hair is messy
where's Never never land?
will you buy me a taco?
rubber bands are ill
lusty asians
the Secret of Nimh wasn't a secret, really
they were just super-intelligent rats
clash with my obesity
i'm bed bound, ouch
they move me with a fork lift, ouch
i get cleaned with a rag on a stick, ouch
i have bed sores, ouch
ouch
sleeping alone sucks ass
in a very bad way
but i do it all the time
why? why me?
my rod is falling short
deliver my mail on time
spend more time on instant messenger
i have a lot of time to kill
my life is boring
i can't wait until august
boringer isn't a word
jess is a really sexy bitch
i mean, what kind of woman has a guy's middle name?
a sexy one, that's who
fucking a
bone is a good sex euphamism
i'm cursed with a stange sense of humor
humour if i was british
capitals suck
Bentleys are cool
so are giraffes
they have really long necks
supercalifragilisticexpealidicious
wow, the sound of that was something quite atrocious
hyuk hyuk
this is stream of consciousness
i'm James Joyce
i want a blue plaque where i was
Stephen Daedlus has one and he's not even real
he has a lot
the beach is cool
New Wave music is just repackaged punk
mosquitos are hellspawn
horse flies are hellspawn
herpes is hellspawn
geniwarts too
in canada they say "eh" instead of "what" or "duh"
hippies are generally not that hip
they need to shower
free love is cool though
The Who rule
towne shoppe
didgereedoo
freaky sex with coat hangers
wire cutters
needle nosed pliers
twist the carbuncle
naked girls have naked curls
Darth Vader nailed Natalie Portman
DEATH SPEAKS IN CAPITALS
Pestilence speaks in italics
"War just uses regular old quotes"
Famine doesn't talk at all
i can sing like Chris Isaak
i can't play the violin like Itzak Perlmann
i'm still shirtless
two can fall through clouds of me
serious titles suck
serious stuff has a tendency to suck
(with up so many floating bells down)
anyone lived in a pretty how town
how do you like your blueeyed boy
bettyandjune
eddieandbill
Rene Aberjonois
i need a name that hasn't been suggested by joe
he's a freak
cleavage furrow
mis en scene
Bonjourrrrrrrr, you cheese eating surrender monkeys
judgement day for gerbils
agent orange was iodine
are you sure that shower is out of the question?
sparks could fly
context is crucial
i voted green
college girls caught on video
girls of spring break
legs shaved for ritual
NAMBLA
i can't believe i didn't put that one the first time
there are no Flecktones here
Singapore is far away
i've been doing this for half an hour
my life sucks
my dog's name is Chewbacca
am i a dork or what
somewhere over the rainbow
sometimes guys hit on me
i don't like it
mostly because i'm not gay
the rest of it is because i'm not gay
uh oh
i need to take a picture of my arm
these are usless
futility is a hallmark of human existence
Walmart is sin
tranfixed
nuclear blast america
nuclear winter
nuclear monday
nuclear tuesday
nuclear wednesday
nuclear thursday
nuclear friday
nuclear saturday
nuclear rabbit
holy hand grenade of Antioch
lesbians wear leather
lesbians wear leather when they ride their motorcycles
with their girlfriends
breast implants suck
in my native language, my last name means "and those with a good sense of smell run far away"
my parents hated me when they named me that
they're very bitter people
mineral water
Victor Wooten is a hippie
but he's hip
he is a Flecktone
Bela Fleck plays the banjo
sea urchins of pain
folsom city blues
i wonder what will happen on Dawson's Creek next season?
i'm just kidding
praying in my beer
fuzz of his skin
as a drunk
nothing wagered nothing sinned
rabid wombats attack defenseless children
for money and power
the anatomy of a joke
ugly girls get ugly guys
really ugly guys get no one
what about really ugly girls?
mullets are real
fear them
pollution of nuclear sunday
spin off series
terrifying nose erect
random word triplet
three it's the magic number
a man and a woman had a little baby
there were three in the family
porno guys are ugly
medicine man
drunk driving in Arizona
the softer the insult the uglier the reject
sense is for the weak
dollars and cents
recompense
frankincense
contact lenses suck
macram� is for hippies
serpentine sibilations secure stressless sex
double bubble trouble
opens sock with lemons
toothache waltz
hunt the tiger
zippo flip
for sure the sureness of surity endows surefire surey sure
for adults only
children migrate south for the winter
but not to Nicaragua
1:11
now we must battle
to the death
there can be only one
oh shit, my fly's unzipped
rubber bands underhand migraine man
three, again, is the magic number
where's TS Eliot?
verily out of control
i have peach fuzz on my elbows
and hair on my knees
slut bangin' for glory
you may have touched my penis and breasts already, but what about touching my vomit for money and power?
power and glory?
sex and chocolates?
ok, maybe just the sex?
please?
in the shower?
searching for Bobby Fischer
J P Fitsimmons
the garden is full of snails
monkey brains have maggots
chimpanzees have 24 chromosomes in haploid cells, specifically their gametes
humans only have 23
alseep on the couch, yet again
my sheets are cold
it's hot outside
look what the cat dragged in
Poison sucks
goths really suck
i'm three of nine
my sister, Christina, is seven of nine
i had a dream that i might be three of ten
i told my dad he needed to stop
damn baby factory
keep it in your pants
it's only emotion
high pitched butt rock wails are cool
typographical errors come from gnomes that live in your fingers
the mac needs more games
ghetto blasting in Los Altos
drag racing in Hebron New Hampshire
not Bristol or Antrim
pot is for stoners
stoners aren't stones
like hippies aren't hip
and buggers aren't bugs
and faggots and dykes aren't
at least rednecks are appropriately named
i wear women's underwear
bras chafe
my neck is brown my back is wet
cults are for followers
and cult members
but not cults of personality
those are only for Frank Sinatra
Marlon Brando sang in Guys and Dolls
it was sweet
my second list is longer than my first
ian thinks so too
still haven't taken that arm picture
maybe i'll do that now
spelling leaves much to be desired
satan gave me a taco
it made me really sick
the chicken was all raw
the grease was mighty thick
the rice was all rancid
the beans were so hard
i was getting kinda dizzy eating all the lard
tocas el grullense
spread fear within without
the absolute value of i
Bon Jovi rock lock
american people are fat
well, estadounidenses are anyway
i hate fat kids
they should work out
obese children make me sick
especially ones with rat tails
rat tails make me sick
mullets are ok
shag haircuts are cool
so are afros
my hair is boring
i have a white spot
it's on the left side
pass the duchy to the left hand side
now you're far from home
spending time alone
you're on a psycho holiday
the house loves like a frog in mud
i wonder how many this is
a lot i suppose
spose
i spose
gander the gaggle
geese goose goss
meese moose moss
mouse mice mess
under heavy stress
wear leather dress
touch yourself less
smash trash bless
suck womble ass
tough groupie glass
give Mike sass
insert junior bass
avoid extraneous mass
hamster's list was longer than mine
black text is hard to read on dark backgrounds
what the hell?
let's get tattoos
on our chests
i want a biker tattoo
maybe an eagle riding a Harley
i love the smell of napalm in the mourning
smells like... victory
and pop tarts
blueberry pop tarts
damned dirty apes
clash with my aggressive pants
grammar is for fools
like a stinging bee i touch the core
what did that crap mean?
will you buy me two tacos this time?
90 degress of sunshine
180 degrees of hypocrisy
where do i come up with this shit?
i want to be british so i can be knighted
delusions of granduer are cool
Paul McCartney is a knight
So is Obi Wan Kenobi
the Frugal Gourmet is not a knight
Obi Wan is a jedi knight too
he was the king of jordan in Lawrence of Arabia
but not in the Bridge over the River Kwai
he was someone else in that movie
tricky Alec Guiness
he was half of a black and tan
driftwood ed wood hollywood
Kurosawa Kurosawa can you see that what you saw wa?
Mifune Mifune i only hear what you can say
Citizen Kane wasn't very plain
the woodsman's wife was the ice maiden
don't forget Hoichi's ears
can you believe that Ted Turner wanted to colorize Kane?
what a midwest bastard
what a sin
good thing Welles put the whole
"don't change my shit"
thing in his will
fucking Ted Turner
almost as bad as Jerry Bruckheimer
Derzu! Derzu!
poor Archibald Buttle
he should have been Archibald Tuttle
who was really Robert DeNiro
Marlon Brando didn't sing in the Godfather
Lucabrazzi got killed
Tatsuya Nakadai was in Ran, Seven Samurai, High and Low, and Kwaidan
that's a lot of movies
Tom Cruise sucks
Scientology sucks
Dianetics my ass
take your engrams and shove 'em, culty
Moonies suck too
the Goonies are cool
baby ruth!
sloth love chunk
and one time at band camp
i stuck a flute in my pussy
wouldn't that hurt?
flutes have all sorts of sharp pointy bits
American Psycho was a good book
especially when Batemen nailed the ex-girlfriend to the floor
that was cool
this is not long enough
the California impressionists were amazing with watercolors
watercolours for freaky Brits
hockey for beer drinking Canadians
Canada isn't even a real country
Canada sucks
Rutger Hauer
National Suicide Day
orgies of hair and plastic
wet knuckled white supremacists
open the door to white rooms with black curtains
Jehovah, you whore
YHWH
vowels?
we don't need no stinking vowels!
or badgers!
chlamydia chlaymidia chlamydia
i touch myself in the early morning hours
i watch as the sun breaks free of the cosmic struggle for superiority
and brings me a beer
and rubs my back
back rubs rule
i hate people
nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ
Oscar De LaJolla
blur the technicolor
tearing down the highway like a slug from a .45
this is black sunshine
open wounds full of salt
and puppies who like to run in sunshine
i have dead cats in my garage
ooh la la, check out frenchie over here
what do you call it?
a car hole
a car hole
a hole for cars
whory glory hole
touch yourself for indecency
wear a crown of tin
let me in let me in
my name is Qui Gon Jin
zubbreloftorolistica
Sober like a white wall
Spank feed the ultra tyger
stalker in the bushes outside my window taking notes to whom I bring ice cream and otter pops on hot days and a blanky and hot chocolate on cold
knocking on the door for zingers
mike don't like
showers with someone else
(passed out on the couch)^3
i'll trade you some ocean
for some zingers

[Francis]

Holy moly. You rule.

[Bishop_Six]

Hotei: One of the seven Japanese Shinto-gods of luck. Hotei ("cloth bag") is the god of happiness and laughter and the wisdom of being content.

[Waldo]

How 'bout...

"A.Buttle brings tears to my eyes"

[DRAGooN of deranged]

hmm.. tenseiken? ^^
ph33r Ten-Sei-Ken-SLASH!
ph33r Flying.. Ten.. Sei.. KEN!!!
ph33r Grandia II on DC ,)

[edible snowman]

whatever it is that ryu's is saying on street fighter for super nintendo. that would be a cool name.

[Brainswitch]

just put "corporation" on the end and you'll sound all big and mighty. It dosen't even mater what the first half is. Like AssCheese Corporation. Feel the fear!

Oh yeah, you got to get your own death squad too. I think you can rent em out these days...

[Waldo]

Unmitigated Joy.


Hey. That's a good name for a company, too...

[S4Sb]

quote:

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Originally posted by A.Buttle:
Compu Global Hyper Mega Net

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rofl

[A.Buttle]

Tears of pain?

[tiGGr]

Bishop_Six : Yeah thats the right direction.. got any more gods? That one had a good meaning, but not a _great_ name... ok though.

/tiggr