[Dthind]

quote:

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Originally posted by sacrelicious:
"...And one time, at Art Camp, I stuck my WACOM pen up my pussy."

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Funny - I kind of remember that line...

[Francis]

Impaler - I think I remember you. You were the nut at the Schtutdgardt conference in '96 who kept yelling about n-dimensional Euclidean epsilon space, and how relativity was so like, yesterday, dude. And here you are trying to push that unwashed barbarian Yung's zero vibrance nonsense.

You are right about the volatile nature of cryo splinters though. It's been a pet project of mine to try to isolate a stable room temperature variant of the reverse vacuum L-cryo splinters (R-cryo splinters lack the positive outer orbital spin that allows a nice covalent bond with mammalian tissue, as I'm sure you know). Anyway, it's a nice surprise to discover someone in the art community who also understands the difficulty of generating a nice crop of cryo splinters! Huzzah!

[Lunatique]

Jezebel- HAhahahahahahahahaha! You are too funny.

[DRAGooN of deranged]

yeah.. don't try this at home, kids ,)

hell.. i would have used a spoon to stir my coffee, but the next spoon was one floor upstairs, and i was to tired, and that goddam pen was in my hand at the moment..
but next time, i'm smarter.. then i pull a condome over the pen

or better.. when i get my new pen, i don't throw away the defect, but use it always for stiring my coffee in future.. ^^

[DRAGooN of deranged]

quote:

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Originally posted by Dthind:
Funny - I kind of remember that line...

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American Pie

Francis: thank you, you really saved my day ,)
can i have your phone number? i'd like to call you next time before i use my pen again to stir my coffee ,)

[Impaler]

Huzzah indeed.

I HAD to push Yung's zero-vibrance theory. Most of the kids in that audience haven't even seen a resonance c-beam in action. It was pitiful. They were all still buying that whole flawed "absolute zero is really cold!" theory. If I weren't there pushing Yung (who really was a barbarian, by the way. he wrote forumlas with the bones of mere physicists), then we'd all be stuck thinking that the f(g) is just a simple counterphase measurement instead of a true non-variable electron-based flux denominator.

*sigh* I guess we all need a little dimensional phase capacitor culture in our lives.

[Red Leader]

Ha ha...you guys useded a cat.

My cat can eat a whole watermellon.

[Francis]

Impaler - Haha don't I know it. Sorry for my rant. Yung has his moments, but ever since he had those implants put in Ijust can't take him seriously anymore. Hell he can't even get his arms around a 8024 capacitance discharge inhibitor without making a fool of himself. I'm all for "individuality" and "creative personalities" especially in the otherwise staid and uptight quantum anti-mechanist community, but come on!

Red Leader, my cat Schroedinger can eat a whole watermelon, but not at one time! Well, not without a fight anyway.

[Francis]

Oh Dragoon, I almost forgot - sure give me a call anytime! I'm #4 on the speed dial.

[DRAGooN of deranged]

hmm.. tell me.. since here are so many scientists.. is there any possibility to build a lightsaber? ^^

[goldilocks]

Had any of you miscreants bothered to read Smith and Hawken's paper on cryo-splinters (Entropia Digest, December 2000) you would have realized that they can be easily and safely fabricated in the home using Epsom salts, pop-rocks and mayonnaise (as the biding agent). The procedure works better with a DC electric supply, but most commercially available batteries tend to drain before the Vardebian cycle is complete. You can use a standard household current in conjunction with a Henninger fan coil, but be careful not to touch the hot end. The rest is child's play.

As for Francis' ersatz Friedling-Norman experiment, shame on you! I trust your cat has recovered by now. In future, I would suggest using a modified Whitlock accelerator. As luck would have it, these can be found in the garden section of Home Depot. In addition to their use in quatuum particle acceleration, they are also handy for keeping aphids off your rose bushes. But for heaven's sake, don't ask the slack-jawed clerk for a "Whitlock accelerator." ha ha. No, I believe the commercial name is something like "bug-be-gone."

Granted the accelerator's fluid lacks the viscosity of cat innards, you'll simply have to be patient, Francis. Bye the bye, kudos on the Biore strip, Francis. I've used duct tape in the past...what a mess!

[Francis]

Well call me a purist Luddite, but I actually think it's better to go with the classic Friedling-Norman route. Sure, any chimp can just go and retrofit a Whitlock Accelerator and get the job done, but where's the sense of pride in that? I'm not sure who you are, but if you have the background in meta-particulate sub-genomic theory that your little treatise implies, you'd know that there are serious endothermic implications in overcranking a consumer-grade Whitlock Accelerator to more than 120,000 Rohmer cycles. Fruitclam can back me up on that one - we are still walking funny from the last time we tried that trick. Maybe it just takes someone a little more streetwise than us, but I sure am not likely to try that again.

By the way, I see you're a reader of Entropia Digest. Did you happen to catch the year end review of Contusion Flow Mass Dividers that came out last week? Wouldn't ya know, I had just put a down payment on the Fromaline model (yup, the one with the dual slide micro-tumblers and insulated nose bearings).

[Impaler]

God forbid I ever see those confounded coils again. Just building them required that I break the thermofringe tangental barrier THREE times. It wasn't worth it. Those stupid Joulenbaums can't even desequence a simple hydrdocarbonic molecular sub-isotope level through a relatively warm 30 kelvin magnesium boride semi-conductor. You can feed them through a quasi-cycle atomic retholator a few times to at least phase out the magnetic residual ionized plasma members. Then you can just stabilize the alkaline trifoils with a simple hydrogen/lithium based solution suspended in dithyroxytocimine (10mg parts per 1 dl) trimenathecamine dioxyl.

Whitlock accelerators indeed! I constructed my own Murphy 80286 sub-tachyonic neutrino accelerator that puts any common particulate cascade collider to shame. Not only do its algorithms (based off of the works of Shyamlamesharad A. Bhojpuri, of course) compute any possible resonance scenario at a far quicker subprocess rate, but it also detects rare anti-particles (like the tachyon submodel A1245.532b) and analyzes the phase cycle of approximately 3.4 cesium vibrations per macroatomic rotation and graphs the results using the Hurconian ordinate system.

Pah.

[balistic]

I like pie.

[Francis]

balistic - RTFM.

[Radiater]

Hey DRAgooN,

Should you decide to hold a service and burial for your pen, like you might for a pet goldfish, there is something you need to know. DO NOT FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET. You might learn another valuable life lesson the hard way if you do.

Rad.

ps. I offer you my sympathies for your dearly departed pen.

[Giant Hamster]

impaler forced me to come here....


anyways. it seems stupid, but the way to fix something electronic is to unplug it, toss it in the pool, then take it out and let it dry infront of a big fan.

works everytime. no problems, no regrets.

[ShinShot]

Thank you so much you JPL hacks for making this blue-collar hack feel so small. Sheesh. The only flux that's really worth anything is the flux I solder my dixie cups and string together with.

Gah. This forum's going down hill. Back to work.

*Let's see. Insert flap "A" into slot "B".
hmm. wtf? Where's that manual? MOM!*

[Francis]

Shinshot, I never said I was a JPL employee. The closest I ever came to that was delivering pizza and going to night school to study matrix algebra. This period was actually a low point in my budding career as a quantum proto-mechanist (classical school).

Anyway the pizza place made me leave after one too many experiments in trying to refine a home-cooked version of Rollo Shubshubshubshub's (I know what you're thinking - who in their right mind would name their child Rollo?) famous rheostatic homologous membrane reversion. What I didn't know was that the disinfectant we were using on the ovens had exactly the same isolytic properties as iso-2,2-dichloro-benzene triammonium hydro-3-oxybenolene, which is probably one of the most (if not the most) widely used industrial quad-resubjunctive polymorphic n-base inhibitor. Imagine the luck. As you would expect, the next day once the oven temperature hit 350 degrees F, the tiny residue of my homemade polysilicate membrane burst into flame, which in turn ignited the ambient nano-grunt gas left in the oven. Needless to say, nothing much was left of the pizza place, and on top of that, the rather toxic pneumo-radicals made the whole city block uninhabitable for a week or so.

But then I'm sure we all have our own skeletons in the closet. Surely I can't be the only one here with some regrettable experiences in their youth?

[fruitclam]

Impaler:
I still have your Joulenbaum coils left over from the Wallfield Lectures at Cal Tech. Guess what, my brother thought they were sausages and put one in the microwave! Not only did he generate the Kepler/Galvin wave in a midst of a phase radition (pee-yew) but then he tried to EAT it! It reminded me of your "experiments" with Turning effect on squashes. Anyway, the coil was unharmed (lead based polymorphanal wrapping has a way of perserving itself) but honestly I want those damn things out of my house. I mean really, it's obscene.

[Francis]

Yeah I've seen them - not a pretty sight. The residual efflorescence also casts a weird yellow/weak ultraviolet B glow on his n-strain cross-germinated riboflavonoid geraniums.
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[Impaler]

If you think the n-strain geraniums exhibit a bizarre biolumniscence when homologously charged with a Planck coupling dynotherm, you should see the chryssanthemums! The spectrometer reads the azimuthal quantum number at a solid-state binary input of d2(2/+1!), which is, as you can plainly imagine, just bonkers. The atomic orbital wavefunctions of the garden-variety chryssanthemum don't normally emit sub-quark energies at anywhere near that level. Next thing you know, the rhodododendrons will be splitting the h-bar muons! Chaos! Lord knows the only legume capable of that kind of uncertainty is the Garbanzo bean.
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QED, sort of.

[Diruo]

Francis... what the... lag?

[balistic]

Francis, thread necromancy is unnatural.
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[Andromeda]

[lysander]

[[Shizo]]

What is going on in this thread is supernatural.

[Francis]

to Impaler - I can see that you read Seth Fisher-Lungbridge's article "N-state Homoleptic Compound Spin Conundrum in Dipeptic Lactose-Intron Growth Decrementation in New Monocot Growth" in the January issue of New England Journal of Posi-pneumatic Spin-phase Phenomena of Indoor Potted Plants. Fascinating article. They mentioned that garbanzo anomaly.

to balistic, Diruo - yeah normally I dont like to go digging up threads that are five years old, but ya gotta admit the timeliness of the discussion kind of trumps silly internet forum customs like that.
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[balistic]

I can't believe I've been here for six years.
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