[A.Buttle]

Alright, I had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt that I was I was in a class being taught by Spooge Demon. He was teaching art appropriately enough, but he didn't look anything like the few pictures we've seen of him. He was older, and shorter, and fatter and wore a beret and his face was covered with acne scars. He had one of those tropical Hawaiian shirts and was wearing shorts. I kept trying to talk to him but got pushed away. I finally talked to him, and I kept calling him spooge. Then Craig. Then spooge. I woke up before I could get any further.

The weird thing is that it looks like spooge really was teaching a class and I didn't even know it. Maybe I'm clairvoyant.

Furthermore, the fact that I was calling him by his first name in my dream when he probably doesn't even know what mine is.

And he hasn't seen the Goonies, that slacker...

[Subhuman]

I knew what it was gonna be about but dammit that title was misleading. I was hoping for something better.

[Impaler]

Hrmph. See? We ALL have dreams about nerdy graphics nerds! WE ALL DO!! THAT'S what i TRIED to tell THEM!! They WOULDN'T believe ME!!! but NOW i have PROOF!! it's NOT CRAZY when TWO people do it!! or is it TWICE as CRAZY!??!?

HOOHEEHAHAHAHEHAHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHOOHOOHOO WOGA BOOGA TUGGA IGGA JIGGA MY BIGGA TRIGGA DIGGA NIGGA!

[Akolyte]

got mental?

[J Bradford]

Hey, atleast you remember your dreams. If I do not write down what happened down immediately when I wake up, then I forget them.

[sacrelicious]

Buttle: Man, did I ever think you were gonna talk about something else.

[faustgfx]

killer dreams rule. since i already typed this elsewhere, i'll just copypaste....

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this one wins the freak-award.

for some reason, from the very start of the dream i'm facing a werewolf that looks like a giant mecha-spider made out of boiled flesh. for some reason i keep patting the werewolf and it's polygon count rises and texture bitmap resolution gets bigger and bigger. then the werewolf turns hostile. i take a pen, punch it through it's snout, and the werewolf just stares at me (he has no eyes, just huge empty black eyesockets) and goes "is that a wound or a full elimination? please tell me it's a wound, so i won't have to walk back to the headquarters to regenerate", to which i answer "it's a elimination. unless you want to pay in candy." after that the flesh-spider-mecha-werewolf turns into a ordinary cute lil dog with a crocodile head/snout/whatever. it screams "your car ain't got enough horse power to win the race. get rid of that grand sport '96 corvette. trust me." and breaks his own neck. after that it turns into a bone armadillo that is covered with pink/light blue medicine pills, thousands of them, and then explodes into ten thousand sun flowers. suddenly the dark wood around me transforms into a smurf land, huge mushroom houses and everything, and i find myself as one of the houses sitting in a used honda mugen prelude '91 piece of shit racing just another gt2 race against much more powerful cars which i win. then the scenery transforms into the event horizon ship, i find myself as the devil that has no bubblegum and am browsing through a prostitute catalogue that specially advertises prostitutes who specialize in medieval teddybear fetishes, and the dream ends and i wake up with my playstation controller pad in my hand in the middle of a race.

at least that's as much as i can remember of the dream.

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[Awetopsy]

whoa.. those are some strange dreams. I had a freind who dreamt that he was skiing on jupiter with the ewoks...

[DRAGooN of deranged]

hmm.. falling asleep while playing console games rocks.. i often wake up, stare at the tv screen and notice my grandia2 party waiting for my orders to exterminate an enemy, or ryo hazuki standing in front of a goddam wall in yokozuka unable to move any further forward.. or alverich, my record of lodoss war char, laying down in his own blood, slain by a pimpy little goblin.. hell, i don't even want to know what i'm dreaming in those nights.. can't be anything usefull..

[schabe]

hehe, werewolfs with eyesocks... thats quite strange.

[Guy]

hahaha A.Buttle and faustgfx. your dreams rule.. im like bradford. i dont remember anything after i get up. i wish i had some crazy dream stories.

[A.Buttle]

Way to one up me, faust.

Get you brain out of the gutter, sacrelicious.

You too, Subhuman.

[faustgfx]

but then again, idream of enayla often as well. it can't be a bad thing- at least they replace the same old dreams i always see and which i don't quite like..

[sacrelicious]

Faust, your AIM screen name was on a computer in one of my dreams, and the word "Enayla". I didn't see the other words, but it was on my ex-girlfriend's buddy list.

[A.Buttle]

I want a dream with Enayla.