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Spitfire
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...send me scratched, ripped or otherwise old and battered pieces of PRINTED paper. Im looking especially for (really) old magazine covers, beaten up poster material and worn packaging stuff... it needs to be fully printed on, since im looking for that particular effect that occurs when dried ink/glue is removed from a fibrous material like paper. The older the material, the better.
All entries should be sent to :
Frans Mettes
Botticellistr.4hs
1077GA Amsterdam
The Netherlands.
Scanned & digital is also welcome, but should be at least 300dpi, 1:1 ratio.
If i like your garbage you'll get a personal letter back from me, expressing my gratitude and a limited edition part of my very soul, autographed by me. 
/Spitfire
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Affected
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2000 6:00 am |
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A part of your soul? Listen up, kid. If you're going to get in the soul-selling business, it's all or nothing. What would I do with a small fragment of your soul? I want it all! Then I might consider it...
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Jess
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2000 8:18 am |
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Yeah... we want it all.. ALL... ALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
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A.Buttle
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2000 3:29 pm |
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No souls for me... I just want BRAINS.... uuhhhhh.... brains.....
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Shadow
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2000 11:24 pm |
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Umm... small fragment of someone's soul... YUMM!!! man, i'm getting hungry 
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2000 11:38 pm |
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Well if only ONE person sends in, he or she will, ofcourse, get my complete soul. And believe me, my soul *is* fairly large But trust me, a part of my soul is good enough.
I dont have any brains by the way, but i'll contact my colleagues for that, Buttle.
Oh im also really interested in dirty, spotted material (especially coffee-stains! yay!).
Anyoneeeee?
/Spitfire |
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seas
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| Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2000 9:05 am |
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tehehehe...i burned some photopaper not long ago =) i think it has a similar look, cause when you burn it the surface that the image is stored on kinda cracks and well, it looks real cool  so try that, or i'll scan in some of that later(or other destroyed stuff i have) when i get home in a few days and email you it, kay |
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Jess
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| Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2000 12:13 pm |
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I would send some stuff... but I watched "Strange Land" and well... that movie f'ing freaked me out man... And so I do prefur not to interact with strangers. lol
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SaltyDog
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2000 9:53 am |
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| It's not how big your soul is, it's how you use it. If the size of your soul were the issue, James Brown *the King of Soul* would RULE the World!!!!!!! *ACK*!! So just remember kids..if you shake your soul more than three times, you're playing with it. |
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2000 10:22 am |
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Seas : Im waiting dude
Jess : Cool movie eh? Loved every second of that sicko flick. But i can assure you im not tattooed all-over
/Spitfire |
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Jess
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| Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2000 12:18 am |
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But I noticed you did not assure that you are not a pshyco... haha...
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2000 4:37 am |
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Sorry Jess but im a bad liar
Does it comfort you to know that i confine my outbursts of homicidal rage to elderly businessmen in expensive suits?
/Spitfire |
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DuKEZ
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| Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2000 5:37 pm |
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| make some tea.. or coffee.. however stained u want it to be.. dipp the paper in there.. take it out.. blowdry it.. without burning a whole thru it.. (or u can however u like) then get a match.. wet the egdes a bit and burn em.. then write US consitiution on the paper.. and put it on bid at ebay.. noone will notice |
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Count Zero
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2000 10:54 am |
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*off topic warning*
"Strange Land"?
Me being the movie-fr33k that I am, this sounds rather interesting. So, could you tell me something about it? Director, year, actors etc.? And don't ruin the ending or anything...
Appreciate it. Thanks.
Oh, and selling your soul to a stranger is not advisable. I'm just afraid not many parents have the common sense of telling their children that...
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