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gabereiser
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Location: Winchester, Virginia, USA

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2001 8:19 pm     Reply with quote
Hey everyone, I finished my web site design yesturday and I want some feedback, let me know if I should trash it or keep it. Most of the sections are down because the design is the main part so far. I will worry about putting my sections up when the design is solid (I already have the sections done, just not up.)
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sacrelicious
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Location: Isla Vista, CA

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 2:43 pm     Reply with quote
So this is your "personal site and gallery" (your words)? I can't believe you are still so full of shit! The female head in your 3D section was made byMiles Estes. This is the page with the model in question. Christ on a cracker, you just never learn, do you? I don't care if you tell me it's just there because you like it or some bullshit like that, it's intentionally misleading any way you slice it. And it's especially dirty given your history. If I weren't a nice guy I'd tell you to fuck off.
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ceenda
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 3:00 pm     Reply with quote
Come on Gabe, this is just annoying.

[ May 12, 2001: Message edited by: ceenda ]
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dr . bang
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Location: Den Haag, Holland

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 3:02 pm     Reply with quote
Gabe, FUCK YOU.

This is your bio:
I was born in Reston Virginia in the United States on January 1st, 1983. After several years I moved to Colorado, well 6 years later I moved back to Virginia. Well, actually back to the same block that I lived before, ironic huh? Well, when I was 11 I got my first computer, a crappy 386DX 33MHz IBM pc that didn't even have Windows 3.1 (it did later).

So there I was, age 11, with a computer that had less memory than mp3 players today. Less memory than calculators today. I learned BASIC (the universal language of crap but it worked) and started making menu systems for DOS so my computer hasn't so bad. Well, 2 years later I got a 486 machine with Win95 and a sound card (big improvement from the 386 that didn't have one) and an ok video card. I signed onto AOL 2.0 for the first time on PC (I used AOL 1.0 on an old MAC) and started surfing the web. I really got into it and wanted to learn more about web pages. So (as strange as this may seem) I thought to myself "since there wasn't any web design courses in middle school" I had to learn myself, so I did. HTML, the language of the web, came really easy once I learned the syntax.

This is your resume:
"Computer Skills Assessments:
HTML - 7 Years
DHTML - 3 years
ASP - 3 Years
PHP - 2 Years
Java - 2 Years
JavaScript - 4 Years
VBScript - 3 Years
Perl - 2 Years
C++ - 1 Year
VBasic - 3 Years
Adobe Photoshop, Paintshop Pro, PHOTO-PAINT 9 - 6 Years (several graphic awards)
Flash 3.0+ - 3 Years
Director 7 - 2 Years
FrontPage - 3 Years
NotePad - 7 Years (for HTML and Scripts)
InterDev 6.0 - 1 Year (connecting Access Database's to the web)
3D Studio Max - 5 years
Bryce 3D - 2 years
Maya - 2 years"

There are some miscaluation there. You are presently 18 years old, you you learned HTML at the age of 13, that would make you have 5 years of HTML experience.

But your resume, you stated that you have 7 years of experience. How could that be possible? You can't even lie properly.
And there's much more that are too much to be pointed out.

And I think this is just impossible, its almost impossible to have this much knowledge and experience by the age of 17 by seeing your work.

They are either ripped off from the pro or crappy like shit.

I hate you and i hope you get hit by a car.

[ May 12, 2001: Message edited by: dr . bang ]
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ceenda
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 3:11 pm     Reply with quote
I like the way you've extended your copyright notice to 2002. You might want to include 'time travel' in your list of attributes.

[ May 12, 2001: Message edited by: ceenda ]
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JayBee
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 3:15 pm     Reply with quote
Just out of curiosity - why is the text colour and size designed to give me a migraine?

Get a dictionary, look up the word "Contrast"...
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Tinusch
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 3:25 pm     Reply with quote
Wow, you are the biggest moron ever to grace these forums. Why didn't you just leave when everyone told you to?
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JeffTheKing
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Location: Oakville, Ont, CANADA

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 3:31 pm     Reply with quote
hehe i was about to reply but i couldnt find my password, when i got back there were 4 more replies, oh well, lets NOT REPLY ANYMORE......NO MORE MESSAGES TO THIS THREAD ..IT IS USELESS. The best thing anyone can do is disregard this idiot, im disapointed i actually bothered to go to the site.
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shahar2k
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 3:35 pm     Reply with quote
isn't there any way to take legal action against this guy?
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CapnPyro
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Location: Thousand Oaks, CA

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 4:39 pm     Reply with quote
that 3d head in his gallery is sweet! where can i find the _actual_ artist that made it, i'd like to see more of their stuff

[Edit: just read the rest of the thread, thanks sacri ]

[ May 12, 2001: Message edited by: CapnPyro ]
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nightmare
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Location: calgary, alberta, canada

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 4:44 pm     Reply with quote
*gape* i... i... don't know what to say... its just so stupid... i want to... smack him upside the head... maybe we should find out if he actually has any business, and warn them. and show them that dragon picture he drew awhile back, that should scare anyone away. any hackers? maybe change his splash page pic into one of his original works.

[edit] btw, remember this? http://www.sijun.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=006755

[ May 12, 2001: Message edited by: nightmare ]
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Loki
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 7:41 pm     Reply with quote
Is that the turd that took Spooge's stuff or was that someone else?

Sumaleth - is this enough reason for banning? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

[ and so it came that Loki was banned ]
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::Dino::
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Location: Toronto, ON, Canada

PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 8:16 pm     Reply with quote
Why? What happened to 'I'm sorry' and 'I'll straighten up' and all that. Why are you doing this?? You must have no soul. Your passion is obviously making easy money, not creating art...thief

I second the notion to ban this idiot!
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Darklighter
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2001 10:34 pm     Reply with quote
funny shit
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Jenn
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Location: Melbourne, VIC, OZ

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2001 12:06 am     Reply with quote
Get a life.

Shitheads like you should be banned of this forum.

Why dont you take the hint and GO AWAY?
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n8
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2001 7:11 am     Reply with quote
ook....whos the dumfuk??..gabes a dumfuk...all in favour to bash dumfuks say eye.

eye

yo dikhead..get a life
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Tinusch
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2001 7:22 am     Reply with quote
*hands n8 a new C key*
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Superbug
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2001 7:47 am     Reply with quote
you really blow. Plus your website has crap annoying music I hate. Learn how to draw you dumb idiot. Man i know so many people like you. Your the type of person who has no life, and sits and tries to learn how to rip off people but keeps failing miserable, you know why? Because you suck.

Or maybe you rip people off because your one lonely mofo and have no friends, and you like being called a dumb sack of shit.

You fucking idiot.
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Sc00p-
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Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2001 8:14 am     Reply with quote
You are everything that is wrong with the design community. You lack all knowledge of communication, design theory, and common courtesy. I can already tell you will be one of those mindless hacks that sits in a "design firm" serving their coffee (if are even allowed that close to their office), because everyone in the industry can already tell at this point how much of a designer you will never, ever be.

All of these fine people are around to help you, make you grow, there are also other resources out there to get inspiration from, not steal from. You are doing everything backwards and are therefore setting the rest of us back for a) having us professionals deal with your constant barrage of indiscretion and b) simply having people like you around destroying the design community with your refusal to grow up.

In closing, please let me know when you're ready to stop being someone you're not and simply get ready to learn from someone. And for god's sake, if you are going to steal anything, don't show it to anybody...show it to your mom.

Have a nice day.

Love Rene
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dr . bang
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2001 8:28 am     Reply with quote
You guys GOTTA read his resume, it is the bullshitest thing i have ever read.
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sacrelicious
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2001 12:08 pm     Reply with quote
I'm just mad because many of us were willing to give Gabe a second chance, including some of the people that he ripped off, and he goes and does it again. Gabe, if you like their shit and want to be that good, then don't steal, practice!
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