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Chris
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 Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 6:15 am |
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this made me lol  just thought i would share.
Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument: (gotta
love # 8 )
1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
6. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
7. Whoa, time out. Football is on.
8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded. |
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Count Zero
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 6:43 am |
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Damn funny stuff Chris.  |
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Silybum
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 8:31 am |
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funny... I actually do say #2 sometimes... not sure why but she DOES look cute when she yells at me... not sure why...
mind you, it usually doesnt do any good but still I tell her.. heheh
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v1510nAry
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2001 9:53 am |
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I normal say #4 when girls are pissed off on the phone ... But #3 just takes the biscuit  |
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