[Enayla]

Subject: Spelling Changes Coming Soon
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New Spelling changes you need to be aware of -

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish."

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k:" This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f." This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mess of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful and they should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of
kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!!! And zen ve vil take over ze vorld!!


(Edit) I'm a clutz.

[ May 09, 2001: Message edited by: Enayla ]

[Lunatique]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Oh man, that was good.

Ve Vil, Ve vil, rok U!!

[Jezebel]

hahaha... that's hilarious

[v1510nAry]

o dat great, hehe

[Bishop_Six]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *choke*..hAHa *cough* *wheeze* *gag* /drops dead

[SlightlyTwisted]

*BOL*

Konzider ziz pozt uterli uzles.

[PlantMan]

(edit drunken nonsense)

I cant believe I actually believed you
Ve have vays of makink you talk!

(apologies for mild xenophobic overtones)

[ May 12, 2001: Message edited by: PlantMan ]

[Dives]

you are one crazy girl where do you come up with this stuff... Oh have i mentioned i like your stuff lately?

[Count Zero]

Umm... old joke anyone?
Heard that one, like, 2 years ago. T'was the "all your base are belong to us" of a few weeks.
Amusing nonetheless.

[Enayla]

Heheh, I did so not come up with this.

Count Zero: *rolls eyes* So if you had already read it, why did you bother to reply? I hadn't read it, see. Thought I'd share with some people and see if they liked it too.

[Count Zero]

I was just surprised by the amount of people here who hadn't read it yet...

No offense meant.