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AndyT · Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 10:08 am

Fertility god and goddess on earth in disguise!

Originally speed painting for the Sun God Thread (one week or two but who's counting

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I plan to indicate that it's a fertility god the same way (you get the idea)... or should I try a more subtle approach?

I know the male guy sucks...
What else do I have to work on before I start shading? Or should I discard it altogether?
Do I already have an excusemybadenglish-signature? I can't stress that enough!

LoTekK · Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 4:16 pm

dear sweet lord, yet another Flat666 clone???

[666]Flat · Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 4:43 pm

manofsuede · Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 8:01 pm

yo flat where did you get that picture of jesus? i'm quite positive i've seen it before.

AndyT · Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 8:58 pm

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It looks like a flat666 clone??? If it is not just the topic I guess I'm in desperate need of a paintover

I won't hurt the sun god thread....I promise! Any C&C please? I fear this thread is not taken seriously

[ June 20, 2002: Message edited by: AndyT ]

[666]Flat · Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2002 11:53 pm

quote:
Originally posted by manofsuede:
yo flat where did you get that picture of jesus? i'm quite positive i've seen it before.

All I say is: WATCH TOWA.

AndyT · Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 3:30 am

[666]Flat · Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 4:31 am

IN TEH NAME OF 1337NEZ, STOP IT ALREADY!!1

[ June 21, 2002: Message edited by: [666]Flat ]

Basse_Ex · Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:46 am

The only thing offensive with this is that it seems like a quick hack job, with little or no artistic merit, done for the sake of provoking.

It's completely OK with me if you really want to do some fertility gods with huge boners. I have a bottle-opener from Greece shaped like the god Pan with a much larger boner. I paid about a 100$ for a set of Serrano photography reproductions, hoping that one of my favourite pictures, of a guy sucking his own penis, was in there(No it wasn't, but it was worth it still). Once while looking for used Manara comics I got invited to a shady backroom of the "used books" store where I found a magazine called Smash: Porno from Scandinavian movies, where they had translated all the text in English, German, French, Danish, and Swedish. I had to have it.

I can now say "Splosh! Splosh! Right in my face." in five different languages.

All of these things have some weird merit.

This, however, is just boring. There's no composition to speak of, the shapes and colors are just generic uninpsired stuff, there's no apperent connection to any known style or movement I know of. Nothing. Except a covered crotch and a covered boner.

If you want to do some fertility God stuff, then either try to do with an interesting unique approach, or have the decency to check out the original fertility-worship art of different cultures.

Sorry to knock down on you like this, but...

... An image has to have something of merit, or else then.... why?