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Socar MYLES · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:00 pm

You can shoot me, darlin'--but you've got to draw my dead body when you're done.

Seriously, I hope you're not horribly upset over something. If shooting people in effigy'll make you feel any better, then I'm your...Huckleberry. (Sorry. Bad movie quote. I like Westerns a little too much.)

SlightlyTwisted · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:02 pm

*knocks on her door*

I'm not here to volunteer, but I'd very much like to watch. Great stress relievers, are random head wounds.

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Nevermind me. I'm just here for the orgy....

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Enayla · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:07 pm

*blinks*

Anyone step into this thread, say buh-bye to their heads...

*BLAMBLAMBLAM*

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SlightlyTwisted · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:17 pm

Gurgle. Splutter. Put-put-ptttt. Gurglegurgle.

Translation: Ouch! That'll teach me not to knock on doors I see men with purple ties walking into.

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[This message has been edited by SlightlyTwisted (edited April 11, 2001).]

Enayla · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:19 pm

Heheh...

*feels a bit better now*

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Jess · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:24 pm

I need to relieve some stress too.......

faustgfx · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:26 pm

*tackles linda and floods her with hugs*

hughug hug hughughughug hugwhee! whee!

=| ?

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Enayla · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:27 pm

*reloading gun*

*goes over from a tackle* Aaaack!!

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v1510nAry · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:28 pm

I'm a 14 year old boy. Wondering around aimlessly looking for what every 14 year old boy wants..does that sound innocent nah

Shoot meh

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Straps the TNT to the house, walks back 100 yards, presses the little red buttom.]

KABOOM

byebye

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Impaler · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:36 pm

*counts the number of male posters in this thread and rereads A.Buttle's post*

*backs away nervously...*

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[Shizo] · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 3938

Blow someone's head.
Any volunteers? *yes*

AAAAHAHA!!!HEHEHEEEEEE HEEEE @H@&*@&*@
Weeeeeeeee..

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Enayla · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:38 pm

*reloads the gun*

*shoots at random*

*hits own head*

*splat*

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faustgfx · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:41 pm

stop.

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Enayla if your shooting urges get anyworse, go pick off some of your co-workers with a paintball gun. im sure faustgfx will lend you his.

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SlightlyTwisted · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:45 pm

What?!?

Do you have any idea how many times I've had to stitch this thing back together?

Okay, okay, so the other times, it was my fault it burst in the first place, but... I'm getting fed up with all this needle work!

*whips out a bent needle and some thread*

Oh, I almost forgot the mop...

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MrPumpernickel · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 1:16 pm

*dresses up in a Energizer bunny style costume and prances around in the backyard bawking like a chicken*

C'mon, you wouldn't shoot a bunny with a speech defect now would ya?

CaptainCool · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:05 pm

How violant

*Tries to dodge bullets in Matrix Style*

Ian · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 2:56 pm

*runs straight into the line of fire*

UUughhg....sleeeeeep.

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Enayla · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 11:37 pm

Blow someone's head off.

Any volunteers? *loads gun*

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Spitfire · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 11:51 pm

*walks around Linda's house in a 3-piece business suit and purple tie*

Hey, im a manager. Shoot me.

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Enayla · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2001 11:52 pm

Heheh... you asked for it...

*BLAM*

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Spitfire · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2001 1:29 am

Ahhhh.........violence......precious violence... *caresses the proverbial desert eagle and drools*

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