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Brue
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 Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2001 6:05 pm |
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Taste Testing... the reason i say this is:
Today i made $15 in 5 minutes by eating two cookies and answering some questions about them. And that is why taste testing is good...to an exstent |
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sahripper
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| Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2001 6:16 pm |
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| Hmm...fast cash....it would depend what they would want tested though |
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[Shizo]
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| Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2001 8:09 pm |
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| When they give you some expired cookies for taste testing, it isnt very pleasant for you!! |
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2001 10:41 pm |
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I think being on the show Jackass would be a great job!
you get paid to fall off a tredmill, chase midgets, skateboard in a santa claus outfit, harrass old people, boogie board in the desert, ride sheep, and throw poo around!! thats a wonderfull job, especially since you get paid!
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2001 10:43 pm |
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oh, and worse job would have to be Deoderant quality control. you have to sniff sweaty peoples armpits to make sure the deoderant works....well, what if it doesnt.
yeah, 2 posts. woo.
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Darklighter
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 3:47 am |
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| heh, gotta go with giant hamster's choice |
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Ian
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 5:51 am |
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Condom Testing.
"Yep This one works great!" *groans of pleasure in background*
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Nex
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 6:39 am |
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| .. but when it does not work.. :/ |
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Ian
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 6:42 am |
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| CONGRATULATIONS! You can now test our top selling line of birth control pills as well! |
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Nex
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 7:00 am |
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| hehe |
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Ian
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 7:54 am |
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-- Transcendent --
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 7:56 am |
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| I have to say it's being a caterpillar. |
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-- Transcendent --
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 7:57 am |
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quote:
Originally posted by Nex:
.. but when it does not work.. :/
You're male, remember ?
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Spitfire
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 7:58 am |
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Fuck employment, be a Monk. Just sit around in a bathrobe, sing, drink beer and read. Yay.
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Count Zero
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 8:51 am |
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Quality Control at Microsoft.
You get paid for not doing your fucking job. |
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Ian
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 3:01 pm |
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Monks drink beer? WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!!! *grabs tooth brush and runs towards mountains where monks live*
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2001 4:57 pm |
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Brue: i must say. that is a sweet job. Ive been trying to find jobs at game companies, but maybe food tasting is the way to go  |
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