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Periadam · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 2:22 pm

my friend has asked me to do a collage of what he calls "car porn." This meaning that he's sent me a ton of low quality pictures of expensive foreign cars and expects me to make art out of them.

now, I am not a car person, and have NO idea what to do with these things. I thought perhaps that since this board is 99.9% male, somebody could give suggestions.

here's some of the pics that he wants in it

PLEASE help

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A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

I have two suggestions:

1) Tell him to do it his own damn self.

2) Go to Mullets Galore and paste a copy of the midgiemullet onto his favorite one. When that's done, tell him to do suggestion 1.

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McSteed · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 2:43 pm

Mercedes CLK LM
McLaren F1
Toyota Supra

Bishop_Six · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:03 pm

Very good, McSteed, you know cars.

As for the pictures, I don't know what you could do to them. Did he just give you these and say, "Do something"?

A.Buttle · member Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724

Here's what I was talking about...

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]Aratex[ · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:33 pm

Woah, woah, woah.... WTF was he thinking? You can't group a Toyota and a McLaren together.... That's blasphemy!

Optical · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:13 pm

hmm... was expecting muscle cars.. hehe

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CapnPyro · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:46 pm

I was expecting 60's and 70's muscle cars.. these are super cars.. calling a McLaren F1 a muscle car is like calling a Battle Destroyer a 'boat '

And if Toyotas are included, where the hecks '97 Eclipse GS-T in the list!?

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nori · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:58 pm

cars are lame

Akolyte · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 5:09 pm

yeah, cars are lame. Draw some boobies or something.

Periadam · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 5:41 pm

Well, sorry for not specifying but my friend is NOT artistic, he doesn't have the right software (nothing at all, especially not photoshop) and he's paying me. A negligable amount I'm afraid, but I'm too damn nice for my own good.

ANYWAY, I guess there's no help here damnit. Oh well. I'll just throw something crappy together and go back to my dragons. thanks for the thought...

nori: yes, yes they do.

A.Buttle: Despite all that, I think I'll do it!

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Peri.