[Nex]

grass enters the chat

(after about 3 minutes)

<nex> so?
<grass> hello!i m grass!nice to meet you by online!
<nex> hi
<grass> my english is not good!can you understand what i said?
<nex> yes, I can.. most of it.
<nex>
<nex> hello?

(after some time)

<nex> HEY!!!!
<nex> DO YOU HEAR ME??
<grass> can you tell me where you come from?
<nex> I am from austria
<grass> yes i can hear you!
<nex> and where are you from?
<nex>
<nex>
(longer pause)

<grass> are you a student?
<nex> where are you from?!
<nex> ?
<grass> i m from china!
<nex> I see

(waiting)

<grass> hey ! can you hear me?
<nex> Is this your first chat on icq? seems so

(after about 1 minute)

<nex> SORRY DUDE
<nex> BUT I WILL
<nex> END THIS NOW
<nex> CYA
<grass> have you been here?



feel free to add yours.. I guess I'm not the only one that collects those


[This message has been edited by Nex (edited January 14, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Nex (edited January 14, 2001).]

[Bradford]

faust had some good anti-american ones a while back.

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[faustgfx]

i sadly don't have my logs available right now, they're on this pc but on zee ntfs drive and i'm in win98. my ~4years on irc has seen SO much idiocy it's not even funny.

definition of Rune:

<faustgfx> dcball: you're a big hairy norwegian guy in it, you walk around and kill stuff and pull levers to open doors, then you walk some more, and kill more, and kill more, and walk more, and before you even realize it's been 7 days since you entered the trance state where you just walk and kill and walk and kill and when you realize that you will fall in to a downward spiral of desperation and anger and will come close to the edge of doing yo-
<faustgfx> urself in because you realize you've become a shittygame addict and a geek and have lost your life and friends and family and all you want to do with your life is to play rune and play rune and play rune and before uyou even notice it you're 40 and have had no life and never will have any life ever again because you're a old fart without a future and without a past and then you will remember faustgfx's words, "rune sucks ass! don't play
<faustgfx> it!"
<faustgfx> !@#%%U()#&


general opinion on Tactical Ops:


06:10:10 === (join\#tacticalops) ZippoMan[[email protected]] @[06:10:10am]
06:10:20 <ZippoMan> is this the UT mod?
06:10:32 <CorsaiR> uhm
06:10:38 <CorsaiR> it is a UT mod
06:10:42 <ZippoMan> ok
06:10:44 <ZippoMan> i have a question
06:10:48 <ZippoMan> what were the makers thinking when they wrote it
06:10:55 <CorsaiR> uhm
06:10:58 <ZippoMan> wait wait wait, i dont think they were thinking
06:11:01 <CorsaiR> that's not a good question
06:11:18 <faustgfx> finally someone who agrees
06:11:33 <ZippoMan> the only fun part is killing teamates
06:11:57 <ZippoMan> the atari-like textures remind me of DOOM
06:13:00 === (join\#tacticalops) Crusader[[email protected]] @[06:13:00am]
06:13:02 <Crusader> heh
06:13:05 <Crusader> just a heads up
06:13:09 <Crusader> the Loki guys like your mod
06:13:18 <ZippoMan> wtf are they thinking
06:13:19 <Crusader> www.linuxgames.com/crusader/tango-win.jpg
06:13:20 <ZippoMan> the mod blows ass
06:13:26 <ZippoMan> sucks mucho donkey balls
6:14:23 === (join\#tacticalops) Adnan[[email protected]] @[06:14:23am]
06:14:36 <Adnan> ahhaha tacops is for NIGGERS
06:14:37 <ZippoMan> im gonna go burn my harddrive now, i cant believe i had such a shitty mod on it
06:14:38 === (part\#tacticalops) Adnan[[email protected]] @[06:14:38am]
06:14:43 === (signoff\#tacticalops) ZippoMan[[email protected]] @[06:14:43am] []


....


06:06:31 <Dlitz> quake 1 was revolutionary, being the first polygonal game, quake 2 have revolutionary multiplay i think
06:07:57 <Dlitz> elite?
06:08:25 <Dlitz> see, it didn't count cause no one heard of it. plus, its multiplay wasn't on the par of q1, which make multiplay as it is today.
06:09:16 <Dlitz> i've never heard of elite.
06:09:26 <Dlitz> i bet mark hasn't, and slickrick hasn't.
06:09:31 <Dlitz> as well as fleek.
06:09:39 <Dlitz> isn't that right guys?
06:09:46 <faustgfx> half of the team wasn't born then. *cough*
06:10:21 <Dlitz> o. 80s. right.
06:10:36 <Dlitz> you don't understand me then. its the first REAL polygonal game.
06:10:50 <faustgfx> so the polygons before that were fake polygons?


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the law of lead now reigns!@#!/earth crisis


[email protected]
icq#35983387
http://faustgfx.0wns.org

[This message has been edited by faustgfx (edited January 14, 2001).]

[faustgfx]

negative attitude on my side; mr.cashkilla had bugged me for a few days straight. and i mean bugged. as in fucked around on purpose in a most irritating way. ahhhhhh the past..


edit, netscape- thank you for virtually hitting the enter key for me when you're not supposed to.. netscape6 makes baby jesus cry. don't ask why i am using it- it's sad.

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the law of lead now reigns!@#!/earth crisis

[email protected]
icq#35983387
http://faustgfx.0wns.org


[This message has been edited by faustgfx (edited January 14, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by faustgfx (edited January 14, 2001).]

[Infinity]

<Blinkz0rz> um, cuz he acts like a dick

<SovKhan|away> blow me alan

<SovKhan|away> u are my digital whore
<SovKhan|away> u are my digital whores
<SovKhan|away> !topic YOU ARE SOVKHANS DIGITAL WHORES!
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<Shadow|workin> SovKhan you see that comes from taking crack all the time... than you have to fart...
<Sovkhan> hah shadow
<Sovkhan> ohhhhhh
<Sovkhan> jhahahahhahahahhah
<Sovkhan> hahaha
* Sovkhan laughs hard
* Sovkhan laughs so hard he almost has a heart attack at 16
* Sovkhan is in perfict shape but that is one thing that could give him a heart attack

<Blinkz0rz> hey
<Blinkz0rz> fuck fuck fuck
<Blinkz0rz> #&%_+*)#%

<[DD]Thrax> COCKROACH CLUSTERFUCK!

<Shadow|nothing> hmm... I want spawn... then I would kick myself by typing fag
<nycab> lol shadow
<Shadow|nothing> it's real
<Shadow|nothing> his script kix you
<Shadow|nothing>
<nycab> fag
<nycab> it no werk
<Shadow|nothing> but he's not here
<nycab> heh
<nycab> i'm so stupid
<nycab> :P

<nycab> shadow - i'm stupid

<[DD]Adamlx> FUCK!!!!

[11:23] <ChaveZ> hi?
[11:24] <Dirty_J> yo
[11:24] <ChaveZ> sup?
[11:24] <Dirty_J> nothing
[11:25] <ChaveZ> i c, im still trying to learn to model =[ is there anything in photoshop that makes it easier?
[11:26] <Dirty_J> you cant model in photoshop
[11:26] <Dirty_J> lol

<[DD]SlickRick> my script is going AWHOL <[DD]Spawn_Xe> i can fix it *** [DD]SlickRick was kicked by [DD]Spawn_Xe (fixed)

<Blinkz0rz> 9]3�istening9[ 3-�-9 ] To [3 -�-9 ] 3$nopath(%song.title)9 3-�-

<marmot> Japanease like to fuck little girls and then commit suicide
<marmot> America likes to...do pot, and shot kids at school
<marmot> British people can suck my cock
<marmot> Mexican people scare the living shit out of my anus
* marmot draws a picture of shiting scapeing a anus

<marmot> IF GLOCK IS AUSTRIAN! THEN THEN! WHY IS ALL THE PRINT IN IN ENGLISH! EH?

<marmot> YES
<marmot> but see
<marmot> that would be hard
<marmot> because see
<marmot> when i was a little boy
<ShadowCrawler> hmm
<ShadowCrawler> ?
<marmot> i had a GF
<ShadowCrawler> lol
<marmot> we played docter
<marmot> she cuts me nads off
<marmot> so
<ShadowCrawler> ROTFLMAO
<marmot> british people cant suck my nads
<marmot> wait
<marmot> THEY CAN
<marmot> THE GIRL WHO TOOK MY NUTZ
<marmot> WAS BRITISH
<marmot> THEY MIGHT OF RESTORED IT
<ShadowCrawler> lol
<marmot> marmot's penis statue

<ShadowCrawler> I love tiny text
<marmot> me too
<marmot> it turns me on
<marmot> i mean

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Why are you looking at me? I'm just a Signature.

[Infinity]

one more:

<M|N|ON> that was a long shit man
<ShadowCrawler> Toilet paper gone out... =/
<M|N|ON> hahahahaha

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[faustgfx]

that's not funny. that's reality.


for that guy at least.



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sky high with a heartache of stone you never see me 'cos i'm always alone/ministry
the law of lead now reigns!@#!/earth crisis

[email protected]
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http://faustgfx.0wns.org

[nova]

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ICQ History Log For:
81956004 - C@sanova -
Started on Sat Nov 25 02:18:31 2000
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- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:37 AM hey whazz up baby, what are u doing ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:39 AM um.. playing a mud

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:39 AM are u bore ??

(thinks: 'ok, i'm not going to waste the opportunity to have a fun with this')

Nova 11/25/00 1:40 AM a little

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:41 AM where do u live ?? how old are u ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:42 AM ok.. that's enough out of you

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:42 AM tell me

Nova 11/25/00 1:42 AM why?

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:43 AM are u older or what ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:43 AM older?

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:44 AM yeah how old are u ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:45 AM 177

('let's see how he takes this one')

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:46 AM nice you are 17 i am 19, do you wanna come
here ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:46 AM sick

(used one of scrapper's words)

Nova 11/25/00 1:46 AM are you a petifile?

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:47 AM why ?

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:47 AM why do you say that ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:47 AM dude, it's like.. 1 am and you're asking me to
come over. that's sick.

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:48 AM we have a pary right here babay

Nova 11/25/00 1:48 AM um, don't call me baby.

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:49 AM ok do u have a pic for me ??/

Nova 11/25/00 1:49 AM why would i? what do you hope to accomplish by
asking me all this?

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:50 AM im sorry if you are mad

Nova 11/25/00 1:50 AM not mad, just that i get this all the time..
these conversations never go anywhere

(mebe if i put a smiley in there someplace he'll lighten up and talk more)

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:51 AM lol, do u think that ? where are u ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:52 AM i don't think that, i know that.. these
conversations always end in something like
"..um, i have to go"

i'm here, in my office as far as i know

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:53 AM where i syour office ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:53 AM at home, ...dude, why do you want to know my
location? it's not like it matters

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:54 AM maybe we can to kick some times

Nova 11/25/00 1:55 AM umm... i don't 'kick times' .. best way to
know people is, well, not on icq.

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:55 AM lol, do u like the hispanic guys ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:56 AM eh, no opinion. my parents are argentinian

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:56 AM and so, you are argentinian ?

Nova 11/25/00 1:57 AM born here

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:58 AM nice i had a girlfriend argentin in acapulco

Nova 11/25/00 1:59 AM uh, great.. i don't like mexico

- C@sanova 11/25/00 1:59 AM you dont like mexico, why not ?

(quick.. think of an excuse)

Nova 11/25/00 1:59 AM too dirty

- C@sanova 11/25/00 2:00 AM is cool if you think like that, but you are
wrong

Nova 11/25/00 2:02 AM i'm always right

- C@sanova 11/25/00 2:03 AM is cool, but my exgirlfriend dont think like
that

Nova 11/25/00 2:03 AM eh, i'm not your girlfriend

- C@sanova 11/25/00 2:04 AM i know that, but i think that you are cool

Nova 11/25/00 2:05 AM i know

Nova 11/25/00 2:05 AM hehe

- C@sanova 11/25/00 2:05 AM are you cool ??/

Nova 11/25/00 2:05 AM yes i am

- C@sanova 11/25/00 2:06 AM so cool, and so dont like u the mexican guys
??/

Nova 11/25/00 2:06 AM i'm not biased

- C@sanova 11/25/00 2:07 AM do u have a pic for me ?

(hm.. should i give him a link to my site.. erm, nah)

Nova 11/25/00 2:08 AM no

- C@sanova 11/25/00 2:08 AM how do u looks ??

(on the MUD i was playing, i asked Scrapper to give me some lines to end this quickly)

Nova 11/25/00 2:12 AM 5'2, 187 pounds, but i look a lot skinnier in
real life

- C@sanova 11/25/00 2:13 AM you are cute right ?

(and line number 2..)

Nova 11/25/00 2:15 AM compared to when i used to take perscription
medicine for acne, yah!

(he never responded after that one)


such fun..




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*nova
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[Bugscratch]

Oh yeah I'm still waiting for a letter (snailmail) from a Taiwanese (?) girl (?) that talked to me on ICQ.

-bugscratch

[A.Buttle]

This guy was fully comedy.

10/15/00 2:12 PM
TDalton06: I am hot horny and want to know if you will talk to me tell me your wildest dream and then help me to relax
DillinJM: Whoa dude, that is the most forward message I've ever gotten from anyone, ever.
TDalton06: do you agree, that guys know what a guy wants better
DillinJM: Well, that's true enough. But it's not always a guy that can realize those desires.
TDalton06: explain
TDalton06: and have you ever fooled around
DillinJM: A guy may know what a guy wants, but, unless it's something like a beer, which is clearly not what you are talking about, then I think it may not be a guy to give it to him.
TDalton06: its common sense, it really isnt something you need to experience, the only way a girl really knows what to do, is by being taught by a guy
DillinJM: That's what I'm saying.
TDalton06: so would you ever consider it
DillinJM: Teaching a girl what I want? Sure. Fucking a guy? Now, that's a whole load of black.
TDalton06: explain
DillinJM: It's something I've thought about, but not something I've considered doing.
TDalton06: what is holding you back
DillinJM: I didn't seem appealing.
TDalton06: r
TDalton06: what
DillinJM: It didn't, not I didn't.
TDalton06: what explain
DillinJM: The thought of fucking another man did not apeal to me.
DillinJM: Understand what I'm saying?
TDalton06: of course
TDalton06: do you understand what I am saying
DillinJM: But what about you? You're gay then? Sure I understand.
TDalton06: nope
TDalton06: straight
DillinJM: Curious?
TDalton06: just enjoy sex
DillinJM: So, you're bisexual?
TDalton06: straight
TDalton06: not really
TDalton06: I love women
TDalton06: but I perfer sex with men better
DillinJM: But you like fucking guys? Not to be offensive, but isn't that sort of a cop out?
TDalton06: not really
TDalton06: its just great sex
DillinJM: You're a straight man that enjoys having sex with men more than having sex with women?
TDalton06: yes\
DillinJM: That seems sort of contradictory to me.
TDalton06: so what are you
DillinJM: Straight.
DillinJM: I'm not interesting to talk to anymore?

10/21/00 2:21 PM
TDalton06: hey kid
TDalton06: I blew a load today right in front of my friend
TDalton06: he has a boy friend and will not give me any play
TDalton06: it was a shocker to see his face when he saw me blowing my load
DillinJM: I bet it was.
TDalton06: after I blew my load I cleaned my jizm off with a towel and then he let me touch his chest and leg
TDalton06: but he still will not give in
TDalton06: any advice
DillinJM: Find a gay guy?
TDalton06: he is gay
TDalton06: but he will not give up his boyfriend
TDalton06: even though he has not spoken to him in weeks
DillinJM: Let him deal with it then...
TDalton06: I snuck my boxers in his bookbag as a parting gift
TDalton06: I hope he is happy by this
DillinJM: Find some one else, and, why did you think that I would be able to help you with this?
TDalton06: you know about relationships
TDalton06: maybe not gay ones but a relationship is a relationship
DillinJM: Where did I say anything like that?
TDalton06: a friend of your told me
DillinJM: who?
TDalton06: medic1223
DillinJM: I don't know who medic1223 is.

10/24/00 5:04 PM
TDalton06: hey
DillinJM: You again? You're not going to be asking me about coming on someone are you?
TDalton06: that is sick
TDalton06: why would you think that
DillinJM: Ok. So maybe it wasn;t you that came at me with that one....
DillinJM: Oh, yeah it was.
DillinJM: So, why the denial?
TDalton06: I was drunk
DillinJM: I hope so.

10/24/00 8:29 PM
DillinJM: Getting warned are you?
DillinJM: Did you try the "I'm a straight man who prefers sex with men", or was it "I just came on my friends leg"?
TDalton06: I had a fight with a female
DillinJM: Was it medic1223?
TDalton06: how do you know medic1223
DillinJM: I don't. You claimed that that person sent you to me for gay relationship advice last time.
TDalton06: he did
TDalton06: any how let me go Ok
DillinJM: Go where? And how did he? How does he know me?

10/26/00 6:11 PM
TDalton06: sorry I am just manically depressed tonight
DillinJM: Why?
TDalton06: my world has fallen around me
DillinJM: How is that?
TDalton06: does it really matter
DillinJM: Sure. Tell on.
TDalton06: not worth it
TDalton06: we live and we die
DillinJM: Well that's mundane.

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[This message has been edited by your mutha (edited April 15, 197-deuce).]

Joe Dillingham
[email protected]
Three Times A Day

[Infinity]

faust... that was me

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[Nex]

incoming message:

<Rawkins> do you like pot planting?
<Nex> ..
*move to ignore list*


[Edit: I'm a moron that cant spell]


[This message has been edited by Nex (edited January 19, 2001).]