[Giant Hamster]

OK. the Hamster Shall Speak about Himself now...grab a beverage:

ohyeah, i might sound weirder after reading this, or i might sound more human, not sure.

The Most Recent Relationships

the characters:

JameZ(me) - 16, 17 in february. A nice guy, gives off the "he must be pondering something evil" vibe. about 9'11. black hair(shaved at the moment), black eyes, fit, beard and mustache now that its cold, black shirts and dark blue jeans. sometimes has different color nailpolishes. Bi-sexual. makes music, animates, and draws pictures. has an obsession with strange words. likes the word, "Navel!" and says, "the dyslexic cow sez OOM...sucka!" listens to Fear Factory, Aphex twin, Mr.Bungle, Was born in Los Angeles, now lives in Sacramento. extra note: great with kids. can knit wooly socks. Grand Grand pa is one of the original Disney Animators. Graduated Highschool early and is taking colledge courses.

Mari - Girlfriend. 16, 17 in february. Beautiful, Smart, sex fiend, about 5'6, fit, gives off the "i will kill you" vibe, long black hair that goes down past her knees, large brown eyes, either black, red, or blueclothes/ dresses/ skirts, obsessed with Pugs, plays guitar, sings, paints pictures, listens to KMFDM, Ozzy, Rob Zombie, Born in Japan, now Lives in Davis(near Sacramento), Bi-Sexual, Likes the word, "eek!", and saying, "dammit, i copyrighted that, bitch!". extra: can bake cakes, pees on rollercoasters, Knows sean Fanning(napster creator). Attends Highschool and taking colledge courses.

Tom - Best Friend. 16, 17 in october. Black hair with a blue streak, brown eyes, thin, about 6'4, black clothes and nice expensive ironed shirts. gives off the "everybodys friend" vibe. doesnt wear nailpolish anymore(you'll figure out why later), straight, homo-phobic. makes music, draws pictures, listens to SwitchBlade Symphony, NIN, faith and the muse, Born in San Diego, now Lives in Sacramento, likes the word, "Kiwi!" and saying, "yo, G Funk, screw u!" Extra: l33t in action Q2, has gravity defying anime hair, threw a bottle at marlyin manson. Attending Highschool.

Garrett - Friend. 18, 19 in december. Outgoing, and very sociable. gives off the, "Hi, im fun to talk to" Vibe. about 6'2. dirty blonde spikey hair(currently shaved due to stress), blue jeans or viynl/shiny/fancy pants and shirts. gay, wears nailpolish, and likes to do make-overs for people. can cook something good out of nearly anything. listens to Lords of Acid, Moloko, and Download. Born in Sacramento, Still lives in Sacramento. has a hot sister named shannon, likes the word "Oui?" and saying "Moo-Moo-Ka-Chu" paints pictures inspired by his weird dreams. confused and unmotivated about his path in life. Extra: Very Resourcefull(like McGuyver), sudden urges to pierce himself, owns nearly every aphex twin and lords of acid album.

Secondary Characters:

Johnathan - Mari's Best Friend. Wants mari extremely but knows he can never have her. has recently moved to Berkley(somewhere in California).

Ryan - Ex-Hamster Alliance(JameZ's band and quake clan) member. Was Toms best friend... Now they barely talk. Invented Shopping Kart Trick Boarding and likes to eat red baron mini-pizzas.

Ron - Ryans Best Friend. Also Friends with JameZ and has his own band, "pretty flavor" which does guitar and live drum parts for The Hamster Alliance(kinda like Flood and Trent Reznor.)

Jessica - Garrett's Friend. Very Pretty and likes horses. Has low self-esteem and changes clothes styles daily. was planning on shaving her head but deicded she would look too much like Tank-Girl and quit.

The Beggining:

5 years ago, JameZ moved to Sacramento and started his attendance at a new Charter Arts school, There he met Mari. He became obsessed. Mari seemed to not notice jamez at all... A few months later he met Tom. They became friends and started a band called The Hamster Alliance. Tom's best friend Ryan, Joined the Band, and became friends with JameZ. The band never did much music together...

A few months pass and JameZ's Infactuation with Mari Grows, he now is in a lot of classes with her and talks to her a lot. Jamez is planning on asking Mari out within the next week.
Out of the Blue, Ron Tells Tom, "I would if you weren't such a dumbass" when asked if he wanted to come over. Tom is mad because that was definalty pointless. JameZ goes over to Tom's house and Tom is talking great things about This Girl named Jessica, and how he loved her and wanted her. They played some Quake 1. JameZ starts talking great things about this Girl named Mari, and how he loved her and wanted her.

A few Days later, Jamez is ready to ask out Mari, he thinks everything over, and heads off to Art 2 Class. As he is walking up the steps, Tom nearly knocks him over by jumping out from behind a building. "hi!" he says. Scared, JameZ replies, "Faggot! you nearly killed me! damn your Llamma Powers...Come hither, foo...you shall goto Art 2 today!".This was the worst thing JameZ could have ever said...for it changed everything..

Tom, not having anything better to do, Followed JameZ into Art 2. JameZ sat down in his usual spot next to Mari, Jessica, Janmeijha, Garrett, Diana, Laura, and Elijha. Mari Snatched the BoomBox from the Homies on the other side of the room and JameZ put in his Prodigy cd. Tom Sat down across from JameZ and tore a piece of paper out of JameZ's ArtBook without asking(grr...JameZ hates that.) and procceded to draw a Monkey.

JameZ's mind was running at a frantic pace trying to work all this asking her out stuff in his head because she just seemed so "perfect" and "out of reach"...then he spoke, "Mari...". "Yeah?" she replied...Lost for words, he said "Moo...". INTERNAL JAMEZ DIALOUGE HAPPENING AT THIS TIME: "FUCK FUCK FUCK! MOO? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN FUCKING COME UP WITH? DAMNIT! FUCK...alright.....draw your damn sketch and ask in a few minutes.". JameZ ensued his artistic endevour...

"hehe, thats a cute monkey!", says Mari a few minutes later. Reaching in his backpack, tom replies, "thanks, its a drawing of my toy monkey Charlez". Pulling a Soft Toy Monkey out of his backpack he tosses it at JameZ who wasn't paying attention since he was too involved in beating himself up. "hey! AHH!! Monkey!" JameZ retorts. Walking the monkey across the table in a waddling fashion, he moves the monkey over to Mari's paper. "Hello...I am Da Monkey!" raising the monkey as thought he was jumping, jameZ blurts, "Rabid monkey attack!" and places the monkey on Mari's Forhead. Everyone has a good laugh, and JameZ puts the monkey on the table.

Near the end of class, JameZ still hasn't asked Mari out, they have been talking a lot about bands and stuff...Interupting the conversation, Tom places the monkey on Mari's head. "Ahh! all these monkeys keep humping my head!", she says. Tom Asks Mari, "do you listen to The Offspring?". "Hell no, they suck the fat one!", is her response to that.

That week was a short week and JameZ was off to LA to visit his dad that weekend and thus couldn't ask Mari out since didn't in class like he should have.

The Next Week when he Returns from LA, upon arriving to school JameZ sees Mari and goes to talk to her and tell her how he feels. When he is about 12 Feet away from her he notices she is sitting next to Tom...They are holding hands. Upset, JameZ walks to Chemistry Class. Attempting to mix volitle substance, he ponders...PONDERING: "why would Tom...my best friend do this to me? why? i dont know...maybe he didn't quite understand me when i said I LOVE HER....bitch. why wont this damn mix explode already! Maybe some Sulfuric acid will help...".

Thats all i feel like sharing right now. I've been typing for about an hour and im tired, and want to goto sleep. I might continue this tommorow.

to give you a small sneak preview:

Get answers to ...why Tom and Mari Become a couple, but break up after a week, and then are back together again?...

...why JameZ Graduates Early...was it something Mari said?...

how Garrett goes thru 3 bad relations and decides to set his goals on someone closer...and what JameZ feels about it...

...Why Mari Keeps Inviting JameZ along when She and Tom go places...why is Mari so nice all of a sudden?...

Find out Next Time, If i Feel Like it.

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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-

The Hamster Alliance
AIM: Gianthmstr
Multimedia Producer/designer/all of the above.,overall guru ...and music music music! weee!!

[This message has been edited by Giant Hamster (edited January 11, 2001).]

[faustgfx]

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Originally posted by Giant Hamster:
OK. the Hamster Shall Speak about Himself now...grab a beverage:

ohyeah, i might sound weirder after reading this, or i might sound more human, not sure.

[b]The Most Recent Relationships

the characters:

JameZ(me) - 16, 17 in february. A nice guy, gives off the "he must be pondering something evil" vibe. about 9'11. black hair(shaved at the moment), black eyes, fit, beard and mustache now that its cold, black shirts and dark blue jeans. sometimes has different color nailpolishes. Bi-sexual. makes music, animates, and draws pictures. has an obsession with strange words. likes the word, "Navel!" and says, "the dyslexic cow sez OOM...sucka!" listens to Fear Factory, Aphex twin, Mr.Bungle, Was born in Los Angeles, now lives in Sacramento. extra note: great with kids. can knit wooly socks. Grand Grand pa is one of the original Disney Animators. Graduated Highschool early and is taking colledge courses.

Mari - Girlfriend. 16, 17 in february. Beautiful, Smart, sex fiend, about 5'6, fit, gives off the "i will kill you" vibe, long black hair that goes down past her knees, large brown eyes, either black, red, or blueclothes/ dresses/ skirts, obsessed with Pugs, plays guitar, sings, paints pictures, listens to KMFDM, Ozzy, Rob Zombie, Born in Japan, now Lives in Davis(near Sacramento), Bi-Sexual, Likes the word, "eek!", and saying, "dammit, i copyrighted that, bitch!". extra: can bake cakes, pees on rollercoasters, Knows sean Fanning(napster creator). Attends Highschool and taking colledge courses.

Tom - Best Friend. 16, 17 in october. Black hair with a blue streak, brown eyes, thin, about 6'4, black clothes and nice expensive ironed shirts. gives off the "everybodys friend" vibe. doesnt wear nailpolish anymore(you'll figure out why later), straight, homo-phobic. makes music, draws pictures, listens to SwitchBlade Symphony, NIN, faith and the muse, Born in San Diego, now Lives in Sacramento, likes the word, "Kiwi!" and saying, "yo, G Funk, screw u!" Extra: l33t in action Q2, has gravity defying anime hair, threw a bottle at marlyin manson. Attending Highschool.

Garrett - Friend. 18, 19 in december. Outgoing, and very sociable. gives off the, "Hi, im fun to talk to" Vibe. about 6'2. dirty blonde spikey hair(currently shaved due to stress), blue jeans or viynl/shiny/fancy pants and shirts. gay, wears nailpolish, and likes to do make-overs for people. can cook something good out of nearly anything. listens to Lords of Acid, Moloko, and Download. Born in Sacramento, Still lives in Sacramento. has a hot sister named shannon, likes the word "Oui?" and saying "Moo-Moo-Ka-Chu" paints pictures inspired by his weird dreams. confused and unmotivated about his path in life. Extra: Very Resourcefull(like McGuyver), sudden urges to pierce himself, owns nearly every aphex twin and lords of acid album.

Secondary Characters:

Johnathan - Mari's Best Friend. Wants mari extremely but knows he can never have her. has recently moved to Berkley(somewhere in California).

Ryan - Ex-Hamster Alliance(JameZ's band and quake clan) member. Was Toms best friend... Now they barely talk. Invented Shopping Kart Trick Boarding and likes to eat red baron mini-pizzas.

Ron - Ryans Best Friend. Also Friends with JameZ and has his own band, "pretty flavor" which does guitar and live drum parts for The Hamster Alliance(kinda like Flood and Trent Reznor.)

Jessica - Garrett's Friend. Very Pretty and likes horses. Has low self-esteem and changes clothes styles daily. was planning on shaving her head but deicded she would look too much like Tank-Girl and quit.

The Beggining:

5 years ago, JameZ moved to Sacramento and started his attendance at a new Charter Arts school, There he met Mari. He became obsessed. Mari seemed to not notice jamez at all... A few months later he met Tom. They became friends and started a band called The Hamster Alliance. Tom's best friend Ryan, Joined the Band, and became friends with JameZ. The band never did much music together...

A few months pass and JameZ's Infactuation with Mari Grows, he now is in a lot of classes with her and talks to her a lot. Jamez is planning on asking Mari out within the next week.
Out of the Blue, Ron Tells Tom, "I would if you weren't such a dumbass" when asked if he wanted to come over. Tom is mad because that was definalty pointless. JameZ goes over to Tom's house and Tom is talking great things about This Girl named Jessica, and how he loved her and wanted her. They played some Quake 1. JameZ starts talking great things about this Girl named Mari, and how he loved her and wanted her.

A few Days later, Jamez is ready to ask out Mari, he thinks everything over, and heads off to Art 2 Class. As he is walking up the steps, Tom nearly knocks him over by jumping out from behind a building. "hi!" he says. Scared, JameZ replies, "Faggot! you nearly killed me! damn your Llamma Powers...Come hither, foo...you shall goto Art 2 today!".This was the worst thing JameZ could have ever said...for it changed everything..

Tom, not having anything better to do, Followed JameZ into Art 2. JameZ sat down in his usual spot next to Mari, Jessica, Janmeijha, Garrett, Diana, Laura, and Elijha. Mari Snatched the BoomBox from the Homies on the other side of the room and JameZ put in his Prodigy cd. Tom Sat down across from JameZ and tore a piece of paper out of JameZ's ArtBook without asking(grr...JameZ hates that.) and procceded to draw a Monkey.

JameZ's mind was running at a frantic pace trying to work all this asking her out stuff in his head because she just seemed so "perfect" and "out of reach"...then he spoke, "Mari...". "Yeah?" she replied...Lost for words, he said "Moo...". INTERNAL JAMEZ DIALOUGE HAPPENING AT THIS TIME: "FUCK FUCK FUCK! MOO? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN FUCKING COME UP WITH? DAMNIT! FUCK...alright.....draw your damn sketch and ask in a few minutes.". JameZ ensued his artistic endevour...

"hehe, thats a cute monkey!", says Mari a few minutes later. Reaching in his backpack, tom replies, "thanks, its a drawing of my toy monkey Charlez". Pulling a Soft Toy Monkey out of his backpack he tosses it at JameZ who wasn't paying attention since he was too involved in beating himself up. "hey! AHH!! Monkey!" JameZ retorts. Walking the monkey across the table in a waddling fashion, he moves the monkey over to Mari's paper. "Hello...I am Da Monkey!" raising the monkey as thought he was jumping, jameZ blurts, "Rabid monkey attack!" and places the monkey on Mari's Forhead. Everyone has a good laugh, and JameZ puts the monkey on the table.

Near the end of class, JameZ still hasn't asked Mari out, they have been talking a lot about bands and stuff...Interupting the conversation, Tom places the monkey on Mari's head. "Ahh! all these monkeys keep humping my head!", she says. Tom Asks Mari, "do you listen to The Offspring?". "Hell no, they suck the fat one!", is her response to that.

That week was a short week and JameZ was off to LA to visit his dad that weekend and thus couldn't ask Mari out since didn't in class like he should have.

The Next Week when he Returns from LA, upon arriving to school JameZ sees Mari and goes to talk to her and tell her how he feels. When he is about 12 Feet away from her he notices she is sitting next to Tom...They are holding hands. Upset, JameZ walks to Chemistry Class. Attempting to mix volitle substance, he ponders...PONDERING: "why would Tom...my best friend do this to me? why? i dont know...maybe he didn't quite understand me when i said I LOVE HER....bitch. why wont this damn mix explode already! Maybe some Sulfuric acid will help...".

Thats all i feel like sharing right now. I've been typing for about an hour and im tired, and want to goto sleep. I might continue this tommorow.

to give you a small sneak preview:

Get answers to ...why Tom and Mari Become a couple, but break up after a week, and then are back together again?...

...why JameZ Graduates Early...was it something Mari said?...

how Garrett goes thru 3 bad relations and decides to set his goals on someone closer...and what JameZ feels about it...

...Why Mari Keeps Inviting JameZ along when She and Tom go places...why is Mari so nice all of a sudden?...

Find out Next Time, If i Feel Like it.
[/B]

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fuck you too.

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sky high with a heartache of stone you never see me 'cos i'm always alone/ministry
the law of lead now reigns!@#!/earth crisis

[email protected]
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http://faustgfx.0wns.org

[Giant Hamster]

heh. faust, did u actually read it? whoa...ok.

thanks, i feel like a petunia now, i think ill go shit on a bird.



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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-

The Hamster Alliance
AIM: Gianthmstr
Multimedia Producer/designer/all of the above.,overall guru :)...and music music music! weee!!

[faustgfx]

as if i had anything better to do with my time.

just quit that kind of shit.



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sky high with a heartache of stone you never see me 'cos i'm always alone/ministry
the law of lead now reigns!@#!/earth crisis

[email protected]
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http://faustgfx.0wns.org

[Giant Hamster]

Get your own damn thread. I've already marked this one.

I need to know everyhing about Faust...and make sure it ends like a sitcom, cause i dont want to hear everything. I better have to scroll down to read it all dammit or else!!!

Do it now! you have the time.... *grrrrr...*

im going to sleep now....i can read your thoughts.....*taps brain* ooh spooky....

fuck.

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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-

The Hamster Alliance
AIM: Gianthmstr
Multimedia Producer/designer/all of the above.,overall guru :)...and music music music! weee!!

[Bradford]

a lot of free time.

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[Spitfire]

AWRAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*karate kick*
*runs around the office breaking stuff*
BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!


That�s my story.

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Sincerely yours, I�ve disowned us.

[angry]

hey! On the bright side, at least she knows you exist.

[ceenda]

Relationship problems.

I'm not in a relationship.

Hence I have no problems.

Which also means I'm not getting any.

Arse.

[faustgfx]

hamster:

i was born
i suck
end of story



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the law of lead now reigns!@#!/earth crisis

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[Krazy]

man faust reminds me of my friendhaha want my story here it is

um...thats it

[sacrelicious]

The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

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mmm... sacrelicious

[Giant Hamster]

Faust needs a hug!

[Bradford]

umm your 18 dude. you've got your whole life ahead of you.

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[faustgfx]

me?

naw
couldn't care any less 'bout "life" now.




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the law of lead now reigns!@#!/earth crisis

[email protected]
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http://faustgfx.0wns.org

[Bradford]

prozac.

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[Sieb]

Fucking chicks man.. Thats all I have to say. Its my motto in life now. I got better things to do. Too much work for too little reward. Shit happens, but life keeps going.

sieb

[Nex]

Hampster: you could use all that to make a sitcom out of it.. or a cheesy love-photo story like in those girlie magazines.

just for the protocol: No, I don't read girlie magazines :$

[Bradford]

sure you don't

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[Nex]

The party advances.

Nex hits Bradford with Scyte of Doom causing 341 points of damage critically hitting him.



[This message has been edited by Nex (edited January 12, 2001).]

[A.Buttle]

Joe(me) - Thinks Davis sucks. Who's mascot is an Aggie? Are you kidding him? Also read the whole damned post. Also, like faust, sucks. But not the same way that Garrett sucks. Gives off the "everyone is a stupid shithead" vibe. Wishes genital herpes commercials were funnier. Thinks sacrelicious' Simpsons quotes are damned funny. Wishes he could remember more Simpsons quotes. Doesn't think that "navel," or "naval" for that matter, is a strange word. Ambisexual, that is, switches from one sex to another like certain fish. Wonders if JameZ is really 9'11". Also wonders if feminine itching is particularly nasty. Thought the commercials for feminine deodorant were pretty funny. Not as funny as those herpes commercials should be, though.

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[This message has been edited by your mutha (edited April 15, 197-deuce).]

Joe Dillingham
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Three Times A Day

[Giant Hamster]

A.Buttle: lol!

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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-

The Hamster Alliance
AIM: Gianthmstr
Multimedia Producer/designer/all of the above.,overall guru :)...and music music music! weee!!

[sacrelicious]

I'd say something, but my damn wiener kids are listening.

A.Buttle for president!

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mmm... sacrelicious

[faustgfx]

amen for a.buttle



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sky high with a heartache of stone you never see me 'cos i'm always alone/ministry
the law of lead now reigns!@#!/earth crisis

[email protected]
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http://faustgfx.0wns.org

[Krazy]

I like the color blue...

[Nex]

[post removed due to server lag]

[This message has been edited by Nex (edited January 13, 2001).]

[Freddio]

great post man.

[Nex]

actual the post was like this:

Krazy: if you want to see some funny colors listen to this here for one hour straight



[This message has been edited by Nex (edited January 14, 2001).]

[feebsaint]

All I have to say, is that life is shit at times, and great at others. Everyone has to suffer the shit to appreciate when you have it really good. Believe me, for every girl I've lost in heartache, the next one was 10 times the one I lost, and I was thankful the previous relationship ended.

...I was even married before, and although I'm not married again, to be free of her, and having dated the girls I've dated since... I consider my life's heartaches a (for lack of a better expression) blessing in disguise.

Here's another one: (guess I'm feeling particularly positive right now) ... when you've hit rock bottom, it's just a better surface to plant both feet and push up from.

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~-Mike May-~

mikespencil.com

"I Draw Stuff"

[A.Buttle]

If we wanted you opinion, latter day Saint boy, we would have asked for it. Jeez, the nerve of some people....


Eh... just fuckin' wit'cha.

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Joe Dillingham
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Three Times A Day